Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, so much so that you really should just go read the all of the entries. With so many quality entries judging was hard. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Al Sharpton addresses mourners during a public viewing of legendary singer James Brown's coffin at the Apollo Theater in New York December 28, 2006. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Peter F.) – “Papa’s Got a Brand New Windbag

2) (SurfinKC) – “I’m gonna make ‘um an offer I can’t understand.

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “The hardest working man in race hustling!

Honorable Mention

4) (scotty) – “Sharpton appears at another Bill Clinton rally under the huge banner reading “goo father”, no doubt in reference to Bill’s time with Monica.

5) (JimK) – “James Brown is gone, brothers and sisters. NOW I finally have the best hair in Harlem. Suck on that, Jesse!

6) (fustian) – “Look, it’s the Godfather of “Stole”.

The Too True Award goes to:

(Faith+1) – “Al Sharpton cashes in yet again by milking PR from the death of another more talented black man.

Until next Friday…

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