Al Gore Unmasked

OK, it’s all fallen into place. I know Al Gore’s secret.

For years, something has bothered me about the former vice-president. Something seemed just a little “off” with him. But I’ve finally managed to piece together enough evidence to prove just who “Al Gore” really is.

Let’s look at a few key facts:

  1. Gore has a respect for Mother Nature that borders on outright fear of her power.
  2. Gore is greatly concerned about the Earth growing warmer.
  3. Everywhere Gore has gone lately, it seems, it has suddenly turned cold.
  4. His presidential ambitions were crushed in the Sunshine State.

I am left with the unescapable conclusion that this is the real Al Gore:

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