Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another stunning success. Hey, does anyone know the difference between a female track team and a tribe of pygmies? OK, so I didn’t pick any winners from the throngs of “cunning runts” entries, but the winners were uniformly top quality. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Competitors in the Stiletto Run race over 350 metres in PC Hooftstraat in Amsterdam March 8, 2007. The winner receives a monetary reward of 10,000 euro from the organizers, a glossy magazine. REUTERS/Toussaint Kluiters (NETHERLANDS)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (scotty) – “Pat Benatar’s triumphant comeback!

2) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Running of the bull dykes.

3) (SCSIwuzzy) – “The Manolo, he doesn’t know to cheer or to cry. The shoes…

Honorable Mention

4) (914) – “And its Gloria Estefan by a nose!

5) (fustian) – “The news spread quickly, a straight man had somehow wandered into San Francisco…

6) (Bo) – “Nike unveils the ‘Air F**k Me Pump’

The Opposites Attract Awards go to:

(Stephen Macklin) – “OH MY GOD!

IT”S JAY TEA!!!!”

(Pat) – “OH MY GOD!

IT’S JAY TEA!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”

Until next Friday…

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