This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another stunning success. Hey, does anyone know the difference between a female track team and a tribe of pygmies? OK, so I didn’t pick any winners from the throngs of “cunning runts” entries, but the winners were uniformly top quality. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (scotty) – “Pat Benatar’s triumphant comeback!“
2) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Running of the bull dykes.“
3) (SCSIwuzzy) – “The Manolo, he doesn’t know to cheer or to cry. The shoes…“
Honorable Mention
4) (914) – “And its Gloria Estefan by a nose!“
5) (fustian) – “The news spread quickly, a straight man had somehow wandered into San Francisco…“
6) (Bo) – “Nike unveils the ‘Air F**k Me Pump’“
The Opposites Attract Awards go to:
(Stephen Macklin) – “OH MY GOD!
IT”S JAY TEA!!!!”
(Pat) – “OH MY GOD!
IT’S JAY TEA!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”
Until next Friday…
