Bad seeds

I guess it’s never too early to get a good start on a career as a dumb criminal.

In Conifer, Colorado, some graduating seniors were rather proud of some of their accomplishments. Accomplishments that they should not have been so proud of, as they involved booze and drugs. That didn’t stop them from immortalizing them in their high school yearbook.

That pales, however, to two 13-year-old boys from Rockland, Massachusetts. They thought that the best way to commemorate Memorial Day was to attend the parade and see the veterans in their uniforms.

And egg them.

I look forward to several future dumb criminal stories from these feckless youths — once they get out of their current troubles.

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