It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
“We told C3PO not to play with firecrackers for a reason.”
Fortunately, prison guard Smiths’ hunch was right about the “bulkyness” of Mr. Padillas’ wifes’ purse.
Post hypnotic impressionI see Nancy and Hillary and Dennis and Johnboy
Comet and cupid donner and blixen..
I couldn’t get it to reboot, so I trashed it.
Clearly, the giant magnet delivery man shouldn’t have taken the shortcut through Compton.
Before taking the podium, Mrs. Clinton insisted they do a quick sweep over the VFW group…
Obamas’ demonstration of how he would disarm the “killer pigs with badges”, was met with much approval at the NAACP convention.
Halfway through a locker search of the leagues players, David Stearn realized that letting them smoke a little pot might not be so bad after all.
The new ACME 2000 super strong general purpose magnet is suitable for many purposes and is now available for export. Not available to Al Qaeda or known terrorists, to countries on the restricted export list, or to coyotes.
UPI: Millions of Chinese made, “Taliban Pinatas”, were recalled today…
“Annie! Get your Gun magnet!”
MAGNETS HAVE REAL ATTRACTION POWER
“We welcome your huddled masses of destruction to the smelting pot!”
New Michael Moore documentary to be release this fall. — Fatwa Attraction — starring Palestinian whore, Christiane Amanpour.
What was left of Al Gore’s brain after it was exposed to the truth about Global Warming
Don King’s Hair piece getting ready to be dry cleaned.
The remnants of John McCain’s campaign are put away.
The US House of Representatives debuts its new magnet to detect shivs and shanks among members just prior to the Iraq War funding debate.
lol! That should get some kind of mention in the results on Sunday on Monday on Tuesday whenever Kevin gets around to picking winners.
Man, Chuckie Shummer’s comb-over looks like hell!
Oh, sure. The HTML shows up in the preview but not the actual post. Dammit.
That smoke in the background? That’s from the friction generated by so many leftists “contemplating” one of their favorite fantasies.
The collective wet dream of Bill’s wife, Barack, Edwards, Nancy, Harry, Ted, etc.
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There but for the grace of the NRA & GOP go we.
Sheila Jackson Lee’s hairpin collection on display that the Limbaugh Museum of Conservative History.
See, Harry, this is why we don’t let underage wizards perform magic outside of Hogwarts. Now get Dudley off the ceiling.
The devastating effects of climate change are apparent in this photo of…. something or other.
The only National Medical Coverage I’ll agree to…Melt those babies down and use the material to create artificial spines for Silky Pony and that old chick from Nevada that runs the Senate…
They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. Their firearms they will melt down to make newer models.
I swear I see Chris Angel in the middle of that mess.
IaM in ur factry, pcking up U gunZ!
Charlton Heston’s worst nightmare since he discovered the true meaning of Soylent Green came true today as hundreds of poor defenseless guns were melted into scrap metal.
Ted Nugent was not amused by Hillary’s response to today’s outburst.
The Brady Campaign realized its wildest dreams come true with its newest scheme, the magnogungrabber.
“This version of the Rorschach we use to measure the degree of leftist disarrangement by counting the number of people that see guns in the picture.”
And in that posting we can determine an estimate of the number of people who let a speel chooker have its way without thinking.
“derangment” is the word that belongs there.
George Bush:
“Heh, heh, heh I told em my daddy gave me the biggest erector set ever. Heh,heh, heh ,heh. Now if only he’d give me an oil field and a deferment so I kin play with this here erector set. Heh, heh, heh.”
I, for one, would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new metallic overlords.
Senator John Edwards latest hairdo was THE topic of discussion at the Democrat candidates’ debate.
Due to a dyslexic type clerk, the inspectors reported back on their discovery of Destruction of Mass Weapons.
Who would have known the best way to curb gang violence was a simple magnet?
After Katrina II, President Hillary confiscates all guns for the good of the people.
Gang’s Guns Get Gaussed
Huge government recall on conservative public confidence building devices.
Following the announcement that Medicare would no longer reimburse hospitals to remove medical instruments left in patients, County General today announced new measures to ensure that their service met standards that were, “Good enough for government work!”
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Zhang-Ming Wen (CEO Xiao-Xiao Toys Inc.)
“Lead paint. What lead paint?”
I am the amazing metal man i am made out of metal you cannot prevail against my metal might!
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oh no! magnets – my one weakness! nooooooo! I will return to feed on your puny non metal bodies! i will be back! I MUST FEED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Wasn’t this seen in Empire strikes back.. the probedroid on the ice planet of hoth..
Democrats reveal a new method for taxing your pocket.
Determined to shed the ‘wussy’ image in 2008, the next Democratic Debate features a ‘Fear Factor’ theme, which includes the dreaded ‘Iron Pasta’.
Chinese toy manufacturers announced their newest doll, the “Baby Scrap Metal”, is now available for export to the United States.
Governor Schwatzenegger told reporters today the starting immediately, he’d wanted to be addressed as “Governor Terminator”. Asked the reason for the name change,the governor growled “Fuck you, asshole!”