Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 31, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was…memorable. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “This position is called “Dog and Tree.”

(guido81_MA) – “I’m starting to see Jerry Nadlers everywhere I go.

2) (Rick Adams) – ““Spandex: it’s a privilege, not a right!”

(jim_m) – “Sumo wrestlers? Thank God! I thought it was a bunch of topless feminists protestors.

3) (Wild_Willie) – “President Trump and Malania viewing the synchronized Japanese fart dance.

(cathymv) – “Put your left testicle in
take your left testicle out
put your left testicle in
and shake it all about
you do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
thats what its all about!!

4) (Scorpion) – “I like the Japanese method for dealing with a hostile media. You can let them up now, I’ve seen enough.

(fustian24) – “I don’t know what this is, but it always got Obama pretty hot and bothered.

5) (Olsoljer) – “WTF? I flew all those miles to see…………..Rosie O’Donnel ???

(yetanotherjohn) – “Join the secret service they said. Travel to foreign lands they said. See exotic things they said … well I say if one of those thongs lets lose I am not jumping in front of it.

6) (RockThisTown) – “Those aren’t Celtic women.

(Par4Course) – “This photo really cracks me up.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “Speaking of big asses…. Hillary still isn’t President.

Honorable Mention(s):

(RadiCalMan) – “Hey Melania, how do you think I would look in one of those thongs?

(EricSteel) – “Donald Trump presents Sumo Apprentice

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Release the Crack-en…”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
rodney dill had the best one of the week. Here’s another great Hillary themed one:
(retired military) – “Melania “Have you ever seen anything like this before?”

Trump “Once. It was on a polaroid I found in the Lincoln bedroom”

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “My understanding is that they take the entire apparatus and push it up into the body cavity. A sumo wrestler can take a kick to the groin without even wincing.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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