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A predictable outcome as everyone wanted to be the first to purches Apple’s new “Itoilet”.
A Mpls undercover sting net’s one shitty comode complete with it’s own lefty senator.
The democrap presidential field has a new more qualified frontrunner.
Eventually, somebody will just get sick of this kind of crap.
The Charmin, you idiot! You’re supposed to squeeze the tiolet tissue, not the toilet!
Dennis Kucinich tries to find out where his Presidential aspirations have gone.
Tackling those bottom of the bowl rust stains.
Crowds pushed and shoved to get the new American Standard toilet, now with automatic wiping hands.
John Edwards tackles the Hillary operative, who disguissed as a toilet, stole the hairpiece from his bathroom.
So that is what the democratic party meant when they said that they had a JOHN in serious running for the President.
The Crapper was arrested by Inspector Clouseau, an Officer of the Loo
Bush, Bush no not on the Japanese Prime Minister!
How fitting… for a field awash in yellow.
Now THAT’s gonna leave a mark!
1)Captain Tidybowl battles the evil Potty Man.
2) China unveils the newest Olympic event, porcelain wrestling.
3)Q. What did the toilet bowl say to the garbage man?
A. I’ve seen more cans than you!
guido #74: Were you channeling Woody Hayes?
If you think that the team’s mascot is weird, then you should see the team’s cheerleaders.
Urlacher flushes the Quarterback out of the pocket.
Michael Strahan demonstrates his open field tackling skills to Jets coaching staff in Flushing.
The big problem with those free range toilets is ya gotta catch ’em.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Scandal reignited. Larry Craig tackles Idaho HS football team mascot — The Crapper. Craig quoted as saying, “I didn’t tap on his floor, I only wanted to bang on his pipes.”
AP BREAKING: Greenpeace operative apprehends toilet that is obviously not the 1.6 gallon per flush variety. John Edwards claims all 14 toilets in his mansion are the 1.6 GPF type. Al Gore states he invented the 1.6 GPF toilet.
When Earl said he wanted to take a sh*t, that wasn’t what I thought me meant.
The only witness in the Craig matter refuses to testify.
Larry Craig make’s an open field tackle at the “Tidy Bowl” named in His honor.
Barrack Obama tackles Chuck Hagel stating “We need you” after Mr Hagel announced he will retire from the Senate and then tried to leave the building in disguise.
Another Republican stops Democrats from serving excrement sandwiches.
Please obtain excretorial confluency
The tackler was immediately beheaded by an over-imbibing fundamentalist sect that worships the Porcelain Idol
An Obama campaign staffer tackles the nemesis of where Barack’s campaign is headed due to his foreign policy statements.
Sen. Craig was hoping he wouldn’t be recognized in the new duds.
Jay Tea demonstrates the new Wizbang policy for Left Wing Trolls.
The new Michigan uniforms proved to be prophetic.
Berkeley’s annual Running of the Liberals always brings out the tourists.
(toilet) “Come on, put up yer dookies!”
Better dream sequences, that’s why “The Twilight Zone” was better than “The Outer Limits”.
Proof positive why, Lord of the Rings: The Poos’ Power, “tanked”.
These two are clearly in the tank for water conservation.
“I just said, ‘Wanna see my scrubbing bubbles?’, and BAM, it took off.”
Sen. Craigs’ favorite wet dream.
Homosexual ? No. But, did bone white porcelain make him hot ? You betcha!
“There I was, mindin’ my own business, and this Senator says he wants to take a crap in me! So I booked it outta there.”
#1 in the series,”Liberal Reworkings of Bad 70s Books”: Jonathan Livingston Crapper
“#2” in the series: Everything You Wanted to Know About ‘Pinching a Loaf’, but were Afraid to Ask
Tickets to Appalachian State: $50. Tickets to Oregon: $75. An opportunity to tackle the icon that represents your season: Priceless.
“You damn, stinking, dirty crappers!”
Edited scene from “Planet of the Crappers!”
“I am not a human being! I’m a toilet!”
Other famous movie lines:”Frankly Mr. Craig, I don’t give a crap!”
“Why dontcha come up and, crap on me sometime ?”
“Just put your cheeks together and push. You know how to push don’t you ?”
“Hold on folks, it’s going to be a dumpy ride!”
“You can’t handle the poop!”
“I’ll be back…I had lunch at Dennys’.”
“My precious!”
“Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You aint flushed nothin’ yet!”
“Here’s dumpin’ on you kid.”
“Jiggle it again Sam.”
Newly-appointed EPA Administrator, Sheryl Crow, hit the ground running this week by announcing a nationwide crackdown — Code Name: Operation One-Sheet. Undercover poolicemen were instructed to roundup all material witnesses.
JOHN: No no senator! I said defacate! not irrigate!