Let's Give Ted A Hand!

Today’s Boston Globe has a story that Ted Kennedy is considering writing a book about his life in public service. I thought that the Senior Senator (D-Chivas) could use a little help, so why don’t we suggest a few titles he might use?

I’ll start things off:

Who Says Fat, Drunk, And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life?

My 45 Years Of Screwing Up America

You CAN Fool All Of The People All Of The Time… As Long As They’re From Massachusetts

Never An Honest Day’s Work

…And I Alone Survived: An American Tragedy (Subtitle: Joe Jr,, Jack, and Bobby died, and this guy made it?

Named For The Family Chauffeur, But I Sure As Hell Can’t Drive Like He Could

OK, I’ve had my fun. Now you folks go at it.

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