It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning, as will the winners from last week’s contest which was delayed due to our server meltdown last weekend.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Even though they are used for breast implants, a RNC donor tells the US Senate to grow a pair
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Bill Clinton’s fake tear ducts undergoing their weekly replacment.
However, Hillary’s butt-cheek implants had to be delivered by forklift.
The latest additions to Hillary Clinton’s testicle lock box.
Doctors prepare to implant Hillary’s nuticles so that she can appear tougher on defense issues.
What remained after everything fake was removed from Nancy Pelosi.
Prosecutors displayed evidence taken from a defendant in the Hooters fraud case.
OJ was unsuccessful in retrieving further Nicole Simpson memorabilia.
A latest study in the symmetrical design of artificial intelligence.
Anything more than a handful is a waste, but a pinch?
EBay President and CEO Meg Whitman displays the auction site’s latest item for bid, Rep. Dennis Kucinich’s empty nutsack.
A pre-surgery titty-twister.
Dyslexic Australian Procurement Officer: “I’m sorry sir, I thought I was ordering cluster BOMBS.”
Look, democrats!
Hey, what happened to the rest of Pamela Anderson?
Thanks to Bill’s non-stop lobbying, Hillary’s new health care plan guaranteed women a right to choose one elective surgery procedure…
I’m told they look much better when they’re being worn.
Al Gore displays proof of Globular Warming.
Breast augmentation arriving a week too late to rescue a disappointing “Oktoberfest” edition of Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest.
In Hollywood, this is the difference between an actress and a talented actress.
Would you like to super-size your order for an extra dollar?
Doing what the democrats do best, the golden cow is now merely a golden steer.
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I think TSA security screening has finally gone a little too far.
There are some things you just don’t want to know about your Mom’s autopsy.
Don’t-ask-don’t-tell, Australian Rules.
GM saw sales soar after replacing the driver’s side air bags in all their vehicles with driver’s side fun bags.
Ted Kennedy prepares to down a couple of Chivas Jello shots.
Good God! No wonder Bill’s been so quiet. Hillary had him neutered!
It was all forensic teams could recover after Ahmadinejad tried to force his way through the assembled throng to visit Ground Zero.
John Edwards applies his daily dose of Breck hair gel.
Apparently, this is some kind of mind control device. But it only works on men.
Thanks for the mammaries!
After his home run ball was destroyed, Barry Bonds Urine Samples enter the Hall of Fame.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Science unveils its new Oscar for Best Female in a “supporting” role.
Moveon takes another democrat “scalp”.
CBS executives soon realized there was only one sure way to boost Katie Couric’s sagging, er um, ratings.
(Kevin thinking at 7:20 AM this morning): “At least I won’t get a lot captions to judge with this Wizbang caption contest picture.”
A favorite at the she-woman man haters club is the testicle and hand puppet rendition of “Planet Earth” , the movie in which the “Women of Ruth” rule over the “Dink” (man) population.
Possible cure found for the Republican leadership’s timidity: silicon testicles.
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The Senators from Massachusetts have a “Who’s got the Bigger Booger” contest.
Dan Rather is claiming this is all that’s left of the typewriter that proves Bush ducked out on his National Guard Commitment.
This is essence of bullshit. And congress is mainlining the stuff.
The U.S. government awarded a million dollar grant for a Massachusetts study to determine whether pinching the nipples of breast implants is as satisfying as the real thing.
Some emergency supplies for Gwyneth Paltrow for when the press shows up.
The newest recipient of a grant from the National Endowment of the Arts tries to choose which bag of urine to use in his latest work.
The market for recycled breast implants was smaller than anticipated.
Moveon.org proudly display’s the Democrat Party’s nads.