It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning, as will the winners from last week’s contest which was delayed due to our server meltdown last weekend.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
A new advance in implant technology, using naturally occurring sterile liquid: the urine filled implants.
“No, no, no…..that is NOT what I meant by tea bagging…….”
For $20 you too can fondle Jenna Jameson’s breasts.
Fake but accurate.
Floyd Landis’ attempt to swap out his dirty pee with a clean sample before the drug test proved unsuccessful.
In another example of science with no purpose, Ted Kennedy’s urine was compared (unfavorably) to that of a hippopotamus.
Finally found – the missing weapons of mass distraction.
Pillow talk.
And ROSIE O,DONNELL here we present you with you two new mean of looking less geeky
Padded cells.
Yes, there’s definitely something suspicious about Greg Landis’ urine sample.
This little booby went to market, this little booby stayed home…
“Here FreedomFries, let me take your tears away…”
Bill’s shadow puppet performance of “bunny with a very runny nose” and “duck with ginormous earring bling” was received rather poorly.
Upon her demise, Helen Thomas’ pair had to be disposed of gingerly by HAZMAT personal.
Upon her demise, Helen Thomas’ pair had to be disposed of gingerly by HAZMAT personnel.
“Ms. Anderson, your breast reduction is going well. 2 down, only 22 more to go….”
Scrotum implants – High in demand among all presidential contenders.
Anna Nicole Smith’s Breast Implants Found Amongst Recovered O.J. Simpson Robbery Memorabilia
Holy D-Cup!!!
The Penguin has trapped Batman in a breast implant!
Miss Manners demonstrates the proper way to carry testicle implants. Note how the pinkies are extended, and only the tips of the thumb and index finger make actual content with the implants.
Now, all the Republicans have to do is to persuade Hillary’s doctor to use these implants filled with plastic explosives.
When Hillary discovered that her cleavage got so much press, she decided to go all out!
In Soviet Russia, breasts implant you
Evidence from the Hannibal Lecter trials needed to be handled carefully.
Harry Reid takes his cranial implants out each night for cleaning before bedtime.
DARPA scientist holds up components of newest binary super-weapon, Essence of Dick Cheney and Squeezings of Chuck Norris.
Global warming effects on polar bear urine:
1) above is pre-global warming
2) bottom is post.
Harry Reid presents Hillary Clinton with two honorary brass balls for claiming she would be a credible commander-in-chief of the U.S. military.
Hillary Clinton at fundraisers’ staff meeting:
“Here, hand some of these out to the boys in lieu of pay. Little horny devils, they’ll love these.“
Moveon’s latest full-page NYT ad- “We OWN the Democrats!”
You remember the old saying- A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush…
The French hire expert mime/juggler Henri Merlot to test Landis’ urine sample by differential specific gravitas.
just when u thought you heard the last of Monica Lewinski. Next week, will be Buttafuco week!
Scientists display the silicone testicle implants that will be part of Senator Clinton’s “Tough on Terror” makeover, which she will be undergoing in the months leading up to the general election.
Due to the military specifications and extensive testing required, they each cost $32,768… and that is, of course, before they are implanted.
Which bag really holds up under pressure?
We put the leading brands to the test!
HEFTY
HEFTY
HEFTY!
In a blind squeeze test, nine out of ten hetero American males prefer silicone over saline.
“I really felt that I had a handful with the silicone,” stated Bill from Arkansas.
Man, look at the set on her!
Silky Pony continues his (it’s?) quest to be the most feminine Democratic hopeful.
It’s too late Senator Reid, The whole country will know their fake!
They’re only “funbags” after. Until then, just bags.
A cosmetic surgeon displays a pair of modest, B-cup-sized “sort-of-fun” bags.
Female member of Australian Navy:
“Super-size me!”
John Edwards attempts to demonstrate his model of the two Americas using his solid gold paperweights.
Bottom hand – This is your bag of pee.
Top hand – This is your bag of pee on drugs.
“And this just in. Two more claimants of the Anna Nicole Smith fortune have come forward.”
John Kerry displays his magic blobs of plastic explosives given to him by the SPEC OP guys in Vietnam.
Al Gore displays life size models of the Polar Ice Caps in the year 2040.
Pictured: Barack Obama’s wife’s removed breast implants. They weren’t “black enough”.