It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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“Why, yes, I do have a wide stance. Does that turn you on?”
“Skippy The Bush Kangaroo And His Magic Refried Beans Save The World!”
I got your Joey right here, pal!
In a stunning development, Al Gore was stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize and had to watch as it was awarded to a bunch of kangaroos…
Dennis Kucinich was dismayed when he was informed that, according to Google, he was no longer the most famous flatulent marsupial in the world…
“G’day (FRAP) Mate.”
Al Gore’s new favorite animal: not only will its gas stop global warming, its pouch provides the perfect “lockbox” for Social Security.
LOL, nice one Hamish.
Kangaroo: “Pardon me… I don’t fart.”
…now Mr. Green Jeans on the other hand…
Wait, my farts can help global warming? Sweet!
Makes up for that whole Crocodile Dundee fiasco, too!
Our savior!
Pull my finger.
(list in pouch)
save the cheerleader
save the world
Stop staring at my butt!
Pervert.
(well the strike out on ‘save the world’ worked in the preview window)
rodney, I almost said “Ron Paul,” but Dennis seemed more marsupial-like. Plus, he’s a Vegan, so the odds are he’s gassier.
Oh, one more:
Shown above: the bodyguard assigned to Rudy Giuliani’s then-mistress during his trip to Australia, and whose services were billed to the New York City Aestheticians Licensing Board.
That’s one big jackrabbit.
Sorry Al, there’s not enough Viagra in the world to get me to mount a heifer.
And my sh*t don’t stink either, Mate!
Will Obama’s Marsupialism affect his run for the presidency?
Screw loose environmentalists plead with kangaroo to screw ewes.
You talkn’ to ME?
Scientists later determined that converting kangaroos directly into ethanol was more economically feasible.
I’m kicking the next bloke who goes sniffing around my rear end right in the dangleberries.
“what do you mean this isn’t what you meant by wanting to “go down under”?”
Hybrid car drivers are now challenging the kangaroo for first place in the “most aromatic flatulent” category.
Here’s a sample: “Riiiiiiip”……”sniff”…..ahhhh yes, fruity, yet whimsical.
Wanna save the world? Pull my finger!
I roo the day I was born!
Iran couldn’t explain the bizarre looking gophers, but reiterated it had nothing to do with a clandestine underground nuclear weapons program.
Iran couldn’t explain the bizarre looking gophers, but reiterated it had nothing to do with a clandestine underground nuclear weapons program.
Sorry for the double posts, I’m having DSL issues this a.m.
Obama says he’s expecting a bounce after the Iowa caucuses.
Here I stand broken hearted,
Came to crap but only farted,
From the warming crowd I expect a roar,
but finally out came a very large gore,
Paper please!
“I fart in your general direction.”
Jimmy: “I think we need a bigger oar.”
(RRRRRIIIPPP!)
“…Mohammed who?”
“Don’t you just hate it when your kids want to go swimming!”
You might as well take my stomach; we’re running out of water anyway.
Love of Global Warming is the Roo of all evil
If foster’s is Aussie for beer then Roo is Aussie for BBQ!
I’m in ur globals… stoppin’ the warmin’.
And it was at that moment that Hoppy knew that Dick Cheney was hunting again.
That’s not all, mate – I eat Arabs and whiz gasoline too.
Unlike you, my farts are methane free.
The other, other white meat.
The Wall Street Journal tracks down another Hillraiser. Mr. Kang A. Roo declined comment.
1. You want me to do WHAT for you?
2. You want to put that sensor probe WHERE?
3. Sophisticated kangaroos don’t fart; we just get the vapors!
4. I heard that! Don’t you go blaming it on “the kangaroo”!
In the upcoming sequel to ‘An Inconvenient Truth’,
Al Gore proves that global warming has produced giant mice in controlled lab tests.
…WHAT?!