It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
{Burp!} Nothing like the taste of Romney in the morning…
Excuse me, I’ve got another conservative caught in my throat.
“Never give a sucker an even break, and you can’t cheat an honest man…”
yup, yup, yup took care of another one….
My God, McCain is the reincarnation of WC Fields!
“Five will get you ten, ten will get you twenty, beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother’s paisley shawl…”
“I’d rather have two girls of 21 each, than one girl of 42!”
“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“She drove me to drink, it’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.”
Just because I was for amnesty, curtailing freedom of speech, and closing Gitmo, I get no respect. No respect at all!
Pull my finger.
No repect, I tell ya. No respect.
My immigrant workers? They’re trying to deport me!
No respect.
Known for poking his finger into conservative’s eyes, McCain pokes himself in the throat.
Oswald Cobblepot plans for the demise of his arch enemy… Batman.
“I will not loose my temper” “I will not loose my temper” “I will not loose my temper…”
What color is that tie, John?
“Marxist red…”
“…’cause I’m a wiiiillld and craazzzeeee guy!”
People are horrified as McCain demonstrates how tough he is by giving himself a tracheotomy using just his finger. ww
And I was lying about amnesty before any of my competitors lied about amnesty…
And as President, I’ll reach across the aisle to my democratic colleagues to pass a campaign finance, anti-blogger law, so I’ll never have to listen to you assholes again…
Riiiiiiiicoooooolaaaaa
I like to announce my new Vice Presidential running mate: Al Franken!
John McCain misses his eye as he demonstrates where he likes to poke conservatives.
Since when did Republicans let he New York Times select their candidates?
Weekend At Bernie’s Part 3 – Staring John McCain
John McCain hopes to distract attention from the alien growing on the side of his face by sticking his finger into his throat.
Conservatives using Gunnery Sergeant Hartman’s voice from “Full Metal Jacket”:
“Now choke yourself, goddamn it with my hand num nuts”
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I’m strong to the finish,
cause I eats me spinach,
I’m Popcheek the liberal guy
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yuk yuk yuk yuk
John “Pinocchio” McCain: his left cheek bulges whenever he adopts liberal positions.
John, buddy, what the hell is wrong with that left cheek of yours?
It’s starting to swell more than a Hillary ankle!
You considered covering that thing with a pantsuit?
I guess we should’ve taken that right turn toward Prosperity…
Romney Schomney
East Coast Posseeeee!!!
Nothin’ like a nice chaw off a plug of tobackee.
Dick Cheney finds McCain’s lack of faith disturbing.
Blow Rush Limbo, never! I’d go back to Nam first.
Even Senator McCain hes trouble swallowing his own bull$hit.
“Unable to adequately impress the CPAC audience, McCain realized that it was time to try the most daring move of all: To reveal his secret, superpower identity.
He didn’t have a phone both, but now wasn’t the time for pleasantries. Reaching for his collar, he knew this would be a moment that would live forever.”
Or
“No ticket.”
The Senator’s throat began to constrict in an apparent allergic reaction when he attempted to sound like a conservative.
Senator McCain was unaware the mike was on as we did his voice exercises
“ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEE”
“I’m a true Reagani-“
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I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.
I work my whole life, I don’t apologize to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shots. I don’t apologize for that. That’s my life. But I always thought that when it was your time that you would be the one to hold the strings.
I am the conserv… AhhUm. I am the conerva… AhhUhm AhhUhmm. By God I am the conservat… Ack! AhhUm. Ack!
Golly, this Republican Red-State Tie is too restrictive – it’s making it hard for me to turn left.
Unfortunately for all in attendance, John had a vast repertoire of Vogon poetry.
“And it’s about time for the fat lady to sing. . .”
I Yam what I Yam!
D*mn shock collar! I’ve got to stop turning to the left.
“Chew MAIL POUCH Treat yourself to the best.”
Separated at Birth — Alfred E. and John Sidney — What we worry?
There is something about a liar that is distasteful.
I’m John Ke…GAAAK,,,Ahem…I’m John McCain and I am reporting for doody.
Skoal