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I’d still rather see that for four years than Hillary
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you’d come to me in friendship, then this scum that is ruining our country would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
Romney’s a pimp. He never could’ve out fought Hillary. But I didn’t know until this day that it was Limbaugh all along. Now, as for Rush, I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.
My family name wasn’t always McCain.
It used to be Hfuhruhurr, but no one could pronounce it correctly.
Las Vegas is calling!
Pull my ding-a-ling
Nice job Huckabee! now the right side needs a buff job.
Fred Thompson off camera: “I find your lack of conservatism disturbing.”
John McCain desperately tries to pull himself to the right against his natural leftward lean, evidenced by the obvious (leftward-pulling) facial symptoms.
“Excuse My leftist tic..”
~And You follow til Your sense of which direction completely disappears~
The Year of the Rat
“Go away Mit, you bother me!”
Rodney Dangerfield – reloaded!
Ann Coulter: “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
Mitt Romney: “Enough of this. Ann release him!”
Ann Coulter: “As you wish.”
Some claim Bush is dumb, well here’s dumber.
“Whare’s dat wascally wabbitt”
McCain at CPAC: “Excuse me I just thew-up a little in my mouth”.
I what? I won? You’re kidding right? Is it hot in here?
“I made Mitt an offer he can’t refuse…”
Instructions
1.) Push red button.
2.) Recite rino talking points.
3.) Pretend to care and reach out.
4.) Confer with illegals representative Hernandez on how to grant amnesty.
5.) Further restrict free speech to insure rino control in future elections.
6.) Go out to lunch with Al Gore,George Soros, Bono and Sean Penn to discuss “Gorebal Warming” the plight of the African people and legalizing pot Nationwide..
Get
Onboard
Pissants
“Rocky’s REALLY mad now.”
As McCain gave the universal choking sign, conservatives in the audience feigned ignorance of the ‘Good Samaritan’ laws that absolved them from liability when administering the Heimlich Maneuver.
John McCain suddenly realizes that his secret earpiece wire (as previously worn by President Bush) has rebelled and is starting to choke him to death.
Ever get that feeling Your right hand wants to kill You?
“Mmph mm mphhh mmmm…” (Translation: “I will do a lot to sway you conservatives, but I have my principles; I don’t swallow.”)
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¡Maldito que era cercano! Ahora todo que tengo que hacer es convencen a los conservadores soy verdadero.
TRANSLATION:
Damn that was close! Now all I need to do is convince the conservatives I’m real.
“John, you didn’t throw up in front of the conservatives. You threw up on the conservatives.”
Folks I’m pretty certain you’re not supposed to form the circular firing squad until after the election
“Ann Ann let go with the Jedi mind trick”
McCain tries to loosen the Conservative Garrotte while Rush says “Not so fast Juan, the election isnt over with yet”
“and folks here we are on election night, John McCain is giving his acceptance speech. He takes a drink of water graciously handed to him by his defeated rival Hillary. He starts to speak and, and .. Uh oh whats that? McCain goes down McCain goes down, And is that Hillary I see behind him with a bottle of arsenic in her hand.”
John McCain speaking at the DNC. ” Damn that CPAC speech is hard to swallow”
Pretty hard to lie under pressure
No more waterboarding at CPAC
DAMN! That lie didn’t go over too well!
I’m old I tell ya, Old! Why my Social Security Card is a rock with a fraction on it! I don’t get no respect.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit pandering.
DKK
So I was drivin’ down my street and I sees Joe Lieberman jogging nude. I says, “Do you always do that?” and he says, “Only when you come home early.” So I goes home and when I enters my house my Parrot says, “Quick, out the window.”
So, if I wet my finger and stick it in my tracheotomy hole and blow, I can make farty noises. That totally grosses out Mom.
The joke’s on us!
I can’t believe they’re actually buying any of this!
[in a thought bubble above his head]
Cue Marlon Brando Godfather voice
“As for Huckabee, why I made him an offer he cant refuse”
” I said that he had a cheshire grin, not I’ll let all the mexicans in”.
“….and only slightly less well known, never go in against a Scotsman when death or taxes are on the line.”
John McCain begins to know how the Patriots feel. (*choke*)
I will now demonstrate my conservative power by raising Ronald Reagan from the dead. Many thanks to my Santerian friends. Bring me the chickens!
I just came from the Senate private men’s room and I saw Hillary peeing standing up.
… and I gotta tell ya, she’s well hung!
Ulp..
Now that Mitt’s out, I can imagine what the main stream media is going to with me.
Keeping true to his pledge to initiate a more conservative style of play, Coach McCain flashes the 3-0 take sign to cleanup hitter Mike Huckabee. McCain said later that he also didn’t want to run up the score against his counterpart Mitt Romney.