Poor babies

The ‘Cookie Monster’ and former Knucklehead winner Stephanie Woods is back in the news.

Stefanie Woods will not be prosecuted as an adult for her alleged role as the 17-year-old getaway driver in the theft of cookie-sale money from a Girl Scout.

And though she was 18 when she allegedly skipped out on a bill at a Denny’s restaurant Sunday, she probably won’t go to jail for that, her defense attorney said.

But she still feels “overwhelmed” and that she is being treated unfairly.

“She’s basically at home on bed rest because she’s traumatized right now. Sometimes when you make a mistake, it’s blown out of proportion,” attorney Lewis Hanna said. “She feels she’s being crucified and she’ll never get a fair shake.”

The only shake Ms. Woods is being given is her own creation. She stole the girl scout money and then told a local television reporter “I know it’s a crime, but it was an easy crime.” and that she was pissed at having to give the money back.

If Ms. Woods is bad enough listen to this about attorney-

He said he even has received hate mail and other lawyers said they don’t want to be seen with him because he represents her.

Her attorney is even a victim. I so feel like crying. NOT!

Today’s Palm Beach Post had a top of the front page article on Ms. Wood-

She’s beautiful. And the way she tosses her long blond hair to one side or props her sunglasses on her head shows she knows it.

She has a contract with Wilhelmina Models in Miami, one of the top modeling agencies in the world.

But those who have watched or read about her exploits from afar don’t care. To them, she is simply The Cookie Monster.

Since Stefanie Woods and a 17-year-old friend snatched $164 from a 9-year-old Girl Scout selling Thin Mints and Shortbread outside a Winn-Dixie on Hypoluxo Road west of Boynton Beach on Jan. 30, she has become a poster child for all that is ugly about a particular kind of teenage girl – those self-involved, catty bullies who are parodied on Nickelodeon television shows and feared in high school corridors.

Views of her claws-out narcissism were cemented when she went on television and laughingly described how she and her friend plotted to grab the money and run.

The Post article headline read- Cookie theft suspect’s antics seen as ‘scream’ for helpI agree with Ms. Wood being a narcissist but she is one of the most original spoiled brats I have had the dishonor of reading about since moving to this state 32 years ago. As I so oftern say at my Florida blog, you got to love The Sunshine State.

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