It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
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Melissa, Tiffany, and Heather begin to lose Hope that those Abercrombie & Fitch guys will put in another appearance tonight.
Enthusiasm: Ur doin it rong
As with most college romances, Jennifer soon began to realize that the big “O” was a poor substitute for a meaningful relationship.
Michelle Obama was overheard saying, “Now it’s too many white people. Get me some color in here.”
Cloning was not a success. Now we have 50 Lewenski’s that look different.
Displaced from the Texas compound, LDS women find a new prophet, like the old prophet.
Where’s my spare change?
” Is this the part in the script where we are supposed to faint like school girls? Dammit, I just dont feel like fainting at the moment.”
Group thought bubble: “He’s too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love…”.
“The Greek will inherit the Earth ??? Why should the greeks get it ?”
Sigh…crap…it’s the Michelle chick.
The crowd was shocked when it was announced the beer kegs was canceled.
Tom, Dick, and Harry after the change…
Obama Dreamgirls humming:
“I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam”
The Everly Brothers 1959
‘Girls gone Wild’ founder Joe Francis was disappointed with the selection at tonights events.
“Change we can believe in….because Prozac isn’t cutting it.”
The Gore daughters show disappointment that the event is not about climate.
“Now I know how my parents felt when they told me about how they went for McGovern in 1972.”
“Is it twue how zey say zat you people are… gifted? oh. I see. Wike your candidacy, wess zan meets zee eye.”
This IS our happy face.
“Did she just say we have to work? Like, we have to clean up after or what?”
We’re so depressed that we’re all going to get abortions as a little “pick-me-up.”
“Like, maybe we should have voted.”
“If only we wore Abercrombie & Fitch all the bloggers would be talking about us.”
“…and finally no, pedicures will not be covered under mandated health care.”
…manicures maybe, but pedicures are going to far.
(Woman in back)
Bitches blocking my view. Where’s my taser?
Dancer, Prancer and Vixen discover Santa Claus isn’t real.
“Do you guys still believe?”
“Like I totally did, but not anymore.”
“Me either.”
“I believe my battery is dead!”
“Leik OMG! I don’t believe how he’s changed! Faker!”
The Dykesy chicks are saddened to learn Barry wont be getting the troops out of Iraq anytime soon.
Omigawd, omigawd…If you even, like, think about throwing your panties, like, before me, I will, like, totally scratch your eyes out.
“Should’nt We faint now?”
The enthusiasm was contagious at the H.O. (Holteins for Obama) Rally…
Yes, it turns out we were faking an orgasm.
That’s…?! But… but we thought O’Bama was a good Irish name!
Argh.. #84 that was supposed to be Holsteins 🙁
Cyndi Sheehan try’s to figure which way to hold the banner, brainless broad on the far left get,s it right.
Unrequited racial acceptance is a sad thing to see.
Is that what segregated seating looks like?
“Very Convincing”
“Gosh, I guess to get noticed in this crowd we should have worn berets and blue dresses.”
Did I shave my legs for this?
“You know…after seeing him in person, I am not excited about the thought of being his intern and eating fried chicken alone with him late at night in the oval office.”
“…things turn eerily quiet when the crowd hears that Obama proposes a per letter tax on all text messaging…”
Young Democrats watch as Hilary performs her “Pennsylvania Boogie” victory dance.
revising #95:
“…things turn eerily quiet when the crowd hears that Obama proposes a per letter tax on all text messaging to pay for his universal health care plan…”
“You lost us at ‘Hello..'”
“But Molly he said this about a change in a new and better direction. Change that will change the current direction and make real change occur so that the country would be headed in a better direction than in the direction it was currently changing. And he says if we really believe in change then we have to vote for change to change the direction because that’s the only way we’ll really ever change things and bring about a new and better direction. And that’s real change we can believe in: a new direction!….wait, what the hell did I just say?”
(thought bubble from girl on far left)
“Maybe holding my sign upside down will let him know that we’re getting bored. Wait…who the hell am I kidding? What does Obama know about flag etiquette?”