It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Obama: “I too am a jelly donut.”
“Yes. Yes I do like the little bear you made, but no, I will not kiss your bear.” ww
Well, there goes any shot at the Colbert Report endorsement…
In a stunning scientific development, Barack Obama reveals how polar bears are adapting, even faster than Darwin could have predicted, to the shrinking polar ice caps brought about by global warmening.
Klaus: “Well you’re the one that said, ‘Ich bin ein, beartrainer.’“
Aw man…you got a statue?
I did my part for global warming and all I got was a lousy t-shirt!
This full grown Polar Bear is the result of global warming.
Some days the bear gets you … some days you get the bear.
“and if you turn this little key in the back, he sings Barrack the Magic Negro…”
“Oh, those letters just stand for Klaus’s Kodiak Klub.”
Klaus: “Vhat do you mean by zees, ‘Candygram for Mongo.’“
Barrack was delighted to reveal that the Senate Polar Bear Committee, of which he is a member or chairman or something, had approved a strongly worded proclamation favoring polar bears.
Obamessiah knows all too well the consecrated cross-eyed bear…
Why this will look great next to the white flags I was given by Maliki and Petraeus.
Obviously another racist moment where the white polar bear, an enduring symbol of a species needing saving as opposed to the black nuisance bear that needs it’s population controlled from spreading to the suburbs was presented to a black man knowing full well the true symbolism. Vote Obama and stop the racism.
Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!
THis is the a statue of that Cracker Bear that met me in the woods that night. He told me I was the O’messiah and would become the first world citizen and annointed King of all the World.
Obama reciprocated with the two symbols of his campaign – an empty suit and a teleprompter.
Ich bin ein Sitzpinkler!
It’s called a “Baracky Bear”. It’s like a teddy bear, except it’s environmental, or something.
White on the outside, empty in the middle. It’s my campaign!
“Uhhh…I like it, but ummmmmmmm…do you have one in uhhhh, mocha?”
“Mr Mayor, you want me to put this in my church? Well aside from it being the wrong color it isn’t my church anymore.”
It too is hollow on the inside; how do you say – empty – just like you. Ja?
“and you see Mr Obama, press this lever here and he raises his paw in a Heil Obama salute.”
Obama – “Why did the bear have to be white?”
And, when you get it back home, break it open with a hammer. There’s just under ten million marks to help you overlook a few German weapons systems the terrorists used to kill American soldiers.
Oopsie!
Obama – “The polar bear is a symbol of America’s blatant racism. You notice that it is on the endangered species list and is protected by numerous laws. The black bear isn’t on the endangered species list. In fact, the US even has black bear hunting season. That is why the German people should support me for President. To end this blatant racism.”
Obama: Why is he giving me a white bear?
“Oh…a gift…ha ha……ha………………..ummmm…thanks…”
“Dear Lord in Heaven, please let there be a receipt…”
Das German version of the “Jackrabbit”….Michelle will LOVE it!
“Thanks so much, I have a perfect spot for it when I get back to the Oval Office.”
Zee, you put ein finger on zee button und push it, und a little hologram appears und says, “Help me, Barack Hussein Obama, you’re our only hope!”
“Thanks so much…small aside, my uncle’s, brother’s, cousin’s, sister’s, mom’s, daughter’s, dad, on my mother’s side of the family, was there when the first polar bear was born in captivity. True story.”
“And this slot here is where you can put all that change you’ve been bloviating about.”
“Uhhhhhhhhhh”
Mayor – “A great white bear for the great white hype. umm I mean hope.”
Narrowly avoiding an international incident Obama’s crack staff had carved “Say ‘Thanks!'” on the base of the statue so Obama would know what to say.
Mayor – “And Mr Obama this is a token of our appreciation for what your democratic congress has done to the US economy. Once you are elected Germany looks forward to moving ahead of you in the world markets”
Eet iss a, how you say, facsimile of a bear, yust like you a facsimile of a president, ja?
Ja, und zince dere are nein trees in die Arctic, zis is vere de polar bear poops.
Obama – “I will be sure to not let my wife see this. She may say something embarrasing if she does and I will have to throw her under the bus too.”
Mayor – “Well if you spray paint it black your wife may like it more. Then it will be more like you. Black on the outside and white on the inside”
“Oh, yes it’s a fine bear statue. I’m sure the bowl of soup it came with was top notch.”
“Yo, blood, this a White bear, man!”
The bear appears to be blind and feeling his way, just like Obama hopes the voters will be in November.
Mayor Wowereit: “It is ein polar bear, threatened with extinction and a symbol of zee commitment both of us made to fight global warming.”
Senator Obama: “No duh, Klaus. I’ve seen An Inconvenient Truth; watch CNN too.”
Mayor Wowereit: “…and if you push zis hidden button right undernease here, you’ll be able to access zee $100,000 euros needed to defeat zee McChimpyHaliBush in November.”
“I knew Jack Kennedy. I was good friends with Jack Kennedy, and you, Senator, are a jelly doughnut.”