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These aren’t the incompetencies you’re looking for….
It all becomes clear as Obama salutes his personal comedy god
Obama: “I’m not worthy!”
(if only)
For a lucid nanosecond, but too late, Jon realizes it’s not just his wallet Obama is grabbing, but his balls as well.
Obama may give Chris Matthews a tingle but he seems to do a little bit more for Jon Stewart.
“No, no seriously Jon. Read my lips and pull my flaps. There will be a crisis before november.”
The power of “O” compels you…
“So then Bill Clinton said to Meeks, ‘Withdraw on your own cause one way or the other the President will see you’re pushed out of the race.'”
“Yeah, Jon, we had the two girls before we found out what was causing it…”
Let us pray! Be merciful, O God!
Jon, Give me your soul!
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Raise your hand if you hate America….
“…and it was SO funny, because I was, like, ‘Look at this hand over here!’ and with the other hand I was just screwing the country.”
Dominus Vobiscum…
So when the Republicans are in the back seat, I just adjust the rear view mirror like this, and it is like they are not even there at all.
“Jon, I am telling you. Bush must have had balls this big to handle the job so well”
After Jon asked him a hard question, Obama attempted to perform an exorcism on the spot.
Obama “So there I was screwing in a light bulb and it hit me. When things turn to the left they come undone”
Leibowitz: ” I don’t believe a word he’s saying, but the kids in the audience do and they’re paying my bills, so, hey, to hell with America!”
Just two stealth moderates whoopin’ it up…
You know, Barry, I don’t ever remember the class clown getting elected class president!
A man and his dog.
Some people drink pepsi. Some people drink coke. (coke)
The wacky morning d.j. says democracy’s a joke.
He says now, “Do you believe in the one big song?”
He’s now accepting callers who would like to sing along
He says, “Do you believe in the one true edge?”
By fastening your saftey belts and stepping towards the ledge
He is handling the money. He is serving the food.
He is now accepting callers. He is calling me “DUDE!”
Cake… everytime I see Obi One photos, the song spins in my head…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elYSeFiWHVA
President Obama demonstrates how he used the Vulcan death grip on the Democratic Party.
chsw
Clowns to the Left of me, Jokers to the right…
Heck of a job, Johnny.
Yes we can …. but …..
Bloody big waves coming, Johnny. High as that big thing over there. “Tsunamis,” I’ve heard them called.
Jon, I am your father! (“D.V.” voice)
“I am the Messiah you’ve been looking for!” (Obiwan Kenya-obi voice).
This is how I remove money from the wallets of the American people!
I had them eating out of the palm of my hand.
[o/t that photo make’s his hand look bigger than his head..lol]
Obama tries to give a high five to all the folks from moveon.org and DU who are casting negative votes on everyone.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.