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Obama comes on the Daily Show and manages the neat trick of diminishing both of them.
HEEEEEAALLLL!!! HEEALL!! HEAL, DAMMIT!!
May the Farce be with you.
…so the line parts and I’m suddenly standing in front of King Abdullah, and at that moment, protocol escapes me, so I reach out to touch him, like this, but fortunately just before I do, I remember that I just need to bow before his grace. Sheew – that was a close one!
Look into my eyes – Drink the Cool-aid
The Farce can have a strong influence on the weak-minded…
“You don’t need to see my birth certificate. These aren’t the issues you’re looking for. I can go about my business. Now move along.”
Tea Party Demons Be Gone!
The POTUS attempts to exorcise Jon before he makes another snarky remark. He is unsuccessful. Partly because he mistook a Hillary Demon for a Tea Party Demon.
BWHahahahahahahahahaha!
“No really, when I go like this with my hand, and I’m not wearing my tin-foil hat, I can totally get ESPN and HBO…”
Obama: “I am not the President you have been looking for.”
Stewart & Audience (in unison): “He’s not the President we’ve been looking for.”
President Obama: These aren’t the jokes you are looking for …
Stewart: Dude, are you trying to use the force on me ?
Obama tries out the latest “Dude” handshake with Stewart
“Fear not, Jon, for my Pimp Hand is still strong…..”
Embarrassingly, Pres. Obama reaches out trying to find the missing TOTUS.
“Jon, while I dazzled them with this hand I snuck my other hand down and screwed the economy. Classic!”
“Bbrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnssssss………”
“Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.”
Hey Jon, do you want to see how I parted the Red Sea so that Mohammad and his followers could escape the hordes of Joooos
“Holy Father, I ask you to bless Jon, my willing servant and disciple, who speaketh only good tidings of my great works and miracles.”
And then I raised my hand and parted the sea.
“So then I said to Hillary, ‘Look, just speak to the hand.'”
I said heel not heal damnit.
Obambi versus Jonzilla
Obama: “I am not worthy….”
All your money are belong to us.
In this freeze-frame, you can clearly see Stewart reaching behind him for the can of mace as Obama lunges at him after a tough question.
You are getting sleepy. Amnesia is your friend. Forget the promises. Forget. All is well. Nothing to worry about. Forget.
Jon, when I want something done, whatever it is, I just wave my have in the air like this, I am actually quite amazed how good I am.
“No, no…Jon, the punch line is ‘they tap us on the shoulder and ask for the keys back.'” “Feel free to use that joke.”
Barry can bend spoons as well as economic growth charts.
“For my next trick Jon, I will lose power in a sea change and never admit it was about ME!!”
Ummmm…. errrr…. Let me be perfectly clear.
“Just count my fingers, Jon. A trillion here and a trillion there and pretty soon you’re talking real money!”
Jon : Dude…don’t do it…I will taze you into next week.
“Jon, I’d like to give a shout out to my dear
brother in Kenya….YO GEORGE! The Kools and
condoms are on the way!”
“Jon, excuse me…..I have to stop for a mo
and catch Hannity’s football….”
Barry graces Stewarts show to exscuse away his economic “recovery bummer”
“Jon, Jon, Jon, you have to understand we inherited this summer from the previous administration. My economic plans wont take effect until 2012.”
“So there I was, Jon, hailing one friggin’ cab
after another…and not one would stop to
give me a lift! Don’t tell ME that race relations are improving….”
The President and Jon Stewart engage in a dangerous game of Quarters to see who will drink the Kool-Aid first.
“….And with the wave of this hand, I bent
the cost-curve DOWN! Uri Geller taught me
that little parlor trick…”
Grasping at straw men.
“Sometimes I sit in that big oak tree in front
of the White House and whack Fox reporters
with water balloons…..”
Jon Stewart and Barack Obama have a sexless one-night stand.
Am I worried about the election? Now, Jon, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
“My mind to your mind…my thoughts to your thoughts…”
“…and then I waved goodbye to the House, and then I waved goodbye to the Senate….”
So you see Jon, I had just settled on a logo and then I find out this gesture is already taken………
So when Obamacare is fully implemented, you don’t have to go to a doctor anymore, we’ll just hire a few more bureaucrats to just say “you are healed!”
Jon: “So your last advice to Rahm for his Chicago mayoral bid?”
Barry: “Bring out your dead…”
When I snap my fingers, you will know and proclaim that my administration’s policies have been a complete success…
Oh.. you thought that already?