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Congress!
Oh, I’m sorry. It’s just a bunch of luggage.
The Obama campaign explains why they don’t want Hillary as VP.
Too much baggage.
PA System:
“Your Attention Please, We have a lost black 2’x1′ Samsonite bag with a silver handle. Thank you.”
The new smart bags check themselves in.
“Shut up kids, this way it only costs me $25 to fly you to Disney World.”
McCain never goes anywhere without is extensive shoe collection.
“The Sci-Fi Channel presents a horrifying remake of ‘Day Of The Triffids.’ Brought to you with limited commercial interruptions by Samsonite and American Traveler.”
“In Soviet Union, baggage checks you!”
Ah, the joys of public transportation!
Observers had some serious concerns when ACORN held a rally of those “people” they had registered to vote in the upcoming presidential election…
Papa’s got a brand new bag!
Or two…
Or ten…
Or fifty…
Researchers are studying the effects of the latest flesh-eating bacteria, which so far only seems to be affecting Howie Mandel and really, really hot-looking models…
American airlines: just a little less efficient than Congress.
Officials display the abandoned bags, all found in the men’s room. Oddly enough, they were all filled with frilly lingerie and women’s shoes, and the tags all read the same:
L. CRAIG
WASHINGTON, DC / IDAHO
You can tell it’s the Obama campaign travelling.
They’re all empty.
The LA Dodgers soon realized the extra baggage they were getting when they acquired Manny Ramirez at the trading deadline.
Airline baggage handlers are overwhelmed in the wake of the new TSA regulation prohibiting passengers in the passenger compartment. The change is expected to increase airline safety while reducing the need for new air marshals.
For a second, I thought it was a NOW conference.
Just a bunch of tired old bags.
“Honest, when Earl ask if the luggage was going to ‘Beijing?’ I was just responding with an expletive, I din’t mean Phuket.”
With Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid blocking a vote on expanded oil drilling, Democrats in congress get a head start on packing for November…
Limo libs ready themselves to leave America AGAIN, if McCain wins….
I see Al Gore’s travelling green again.
Reporters uncover the real reason Hillary didn’t get the nomination.
The real reason Obama didn’t visit the troops in Germany – Landstuhl Airport wasn’t prepared to handle Obama’s many suitcases full of Hope, Change, teleprompters, German-language campaign flyers, and press syncophants.
Obama apologized today for the mini-Rapture at a New York airport, caused when he raised his hands into the air while stretching.
Obammessiah’s speech on airport luggage..
“They’re going to try to make you afraid. They’re going to try to make you afraid of them. They’re square and awkward and over their weight limit… And did I mention they’re BLACK!?!?”
Once American completed the luggage wall there was a significant reduction in the number of people wandering over from Mexicana.
If only they would stick to their word, this could be the Hollywood International Airport this November.
Transformers II: The Transformers Endure Holiday Travel
We’re American Airlines. Sadly, this is what we do best.
Pelosi speaking to her constituency.
“Bagses? We don’t need no stinkin’ Bagses.”
Mine is the black one. ww
A logjam occurs as Barack Obama is asked to check his ego.
In retrospect, “We’re as committed to getting you and your baggage there on time as Barack Obama is to a US victory in Iraq” may not be an ideal airline philosophy.
After the Samsonite Gorilla was diagnosed with a terminal illness, the Make a Wish Foundation leaped into action.
…it suddenly occurred to Chief Williams that this new bomb sniffing dog didn’t quite get it.
The VP candidates are at the counters.
The bag screener clocked in then immediately regretted it.
In this latest film, Indiana Jones seeks out the Lost Carry-on of Christ. Choose wisely…
It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying.
Surely you can’t be serious?
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.
“Hey boss? A bunch of passengers just checked their bags. What do you want us to do with them now?”
Yes, folks, of course your bags will be on your flights and will not arrive late.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
As you can see I am not like other empty suits that have spoken before this great wall!
Mr. Obama goes to Washington.
aw….gosh darn it! Congress has been called back into session!
Missing luggage is spotted attempting to escape from the Airport.
Obama’s campaign baggage.
“Luggage? What luggage? We don’t have any luggage…”