It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“This isn’t the luggage you’re looking for. Move along, move along.”
“This isn’t the luggage I thought I knew.”
Luggage for Democrats – complete with sissy handles and wheels since no Democrat is man enough to just pick it up and carry it.
“American Airlines. We know why you fly. We just can’t do it right.”
You go to the airport with the luggage you have, not the luggage you want or wish to have at a later time.
Occidental tourists descend on Beijing
Yes, McCain does come with a little baggage (Keating Five, voting no on Bush tax cuts, comprehensive immigration reform, etc.), but he is all we have at the moment.
OJ issued a statement saying that he was too busy searching for the real murderers to attempt this new record baggage jump.
Obamerica January 21, 2009 — “Where are we going and what are we doing in these handbaskets?”
Bueller?
Bueller?
In the interest of “Security” TSA finally decreed, “NO LUGGAGE ALLOWED!”
The Democrats new plan to reduce carbon emissions from gasoline by outlawing automobiles hit an unexpected snag today when airline baggage handlers were unable to find a way to get to the airport.
The LA to Mexico City flight was temporarily delayed when, as a joke, Carlos yelled “INS!” in the terminal.
SuperBowl Ad 2009
Obamerican Tourister — for when you can no longer afford to fly.
Airline Executive: “I told you we would get fewer complaints if we lost the people instead of the bags!”
Helen Thomas’ make-up bags arrive at the airport.
Travelling between DC and St Pete on the campaign trail, new airline restrictions forced democratic presidential nominee barrack Obama to break down his ego into manageable parts.
The bags all agreed, ‘he doesn’t look like those other presidents’…..and did he mention, he’s yellow!
An artists image of Change We Can Believe In.
Teresa Heinz Kerry arrives at the airport for a brief weekend excursion to Bermuda.
There was a slight delay at the airport while members of Obama’s press entourage retrieved their luggage.
American Airlines stock rose sharply today upon rumors of larger than expected domestic revenue.
“We’re American Airlines, doing what we do best!”
People with non-refundable tickets are the first taken in the Rapture
(voice from the roof):
“I thought the announcement said that drinks were on the house.”
“I’m sorry, that fee was for checking your bags. There will be an additional fee to actually deliver them to your destination.”
“Thank you for flying our airline.”
Could this be Obama’s “luggage” at long last coming home to roost?
“Hey John, you better get in here! The Hilton’s just returned their money!”
The view from National Airport as Congress studiously debates whether or not to debate on a new energy bill before summer recess.
Democrats prepare for November elections by stuffing suitcases with “absentee” ballots.
Doh! That should’ve read:
“Hey John, you better get in here! The Hilton’s want their money back!”
Hair Care Supplies for John Edwards
Obama’s fan press club – ready anytime, anywhere.
Where’s Waldo’s luggage?
A first in aviation history:
An American Airlines flight gets all of its luggage to its destination . . .
. . . but loses its passengers.
With his tour bus being closely watched by the DEA, Snoop Dogg devises a new way to get all his ‘accessories’ to his concerts.
Clean up in row one!!
The Obamamessiah forgot to leave instructions on where to take his wife’s luggage.
American Airlines Introduces their new Super-duper Fare Saver Program: Fly the friendly skies IN your luggage! Make sure your bag fits stated size restrictions, and please don’t forget to zip up.
PA: Please report any unattended baggage to security.
“Typical TSA Coffee Break”
Plot Uncovered to “Overwhelm” JFK with Luggage
Invisible Man Society arrives in New York, Elects Obama Leader
OBAMA UPDATE:
Working to Track down Which Suitcase the “Stuffed Suit” Came From…
“All right, bring in the gorilla!”
Democrats in Such Hurry to Skip Town, They Leave Baggage Behind
Attention! All of you headed for Denver please go to the Chicago gate.
A microscopic examination of Walter Mondale’s lower eyelid.
Anyone up for a game of musical luggage?
Do you know the way to Denver?