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I always hated playing grab ass. ww
Obama: “Jees John, First Ayres, then ACORN? Don’t be so childish, next we’ll be making faces at each other.”
Senator Obama’s policies would be like Godzilla rampaging through New York City my friends. It would look like this…
Jees I just stepped into a bunch of Marxist crap.
Jeez Barack, you might think your shit don’t stink, but your gas is more deadly than Agent Orange!
Just like I told Olbermann–I’ve got a place to put that banner.
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest, and the other is a decorated naval officer.
McCain had a Charlie Brown moment following his encounter with The Great Chocolate Pumpkin.
“John, please stop, you are embarassing yourself…. Auditions to be my lapdog are going to be held AFTER Election Day.”
Holy crap!, Did he just squeeze out an ACORN ?
Oh Mister Obama, I’ll make you bark like a dog.
Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo leave the debate platform as the bells go off.
John McCain got a nasty shock when he got too close to Obama’s teflon shield.
Obama: “Islam is just a red herring… Michelle is going to use VooDoo to make you channel Bill the Cat.”
“Sorry John, the Heimlich isn’t covered under my new health care plan.”
MSNBC: “This is just another example of the typical, vicious attack by the McCain campaign.”
McCain is taking flak from the MSM.
He’s hit, he’s hit!
He’s going down over New York City! Oh my God, he won’t stand a chance there….
Obama passes Ayers.
McCain gags at the very thought that this empty, Marxist-loving, America-hating, terrorist-sympathizing, mouthpiece for the Chicago mob might actually be President.
What’s that awful stench?
Someone call Joe the Plumber!
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, I’m gonna kick your assssssss.
When Biden called Obama “articulate and clean”, he was apparently lying.
Obama: (note to self: have Michelle draft thank-you note to Ayers/Chavez/Putin for the Polonium-210)
With Obama, you can’t see the fog. You can’t hear the fog. But it’s deadly none the less.
Downwind from Obama the stench of Marxism and bullshit slammed into McCain like a mule kick.
Obama (thinking): “Guess I should’ve set a ‘no face making’ precondition before meeting with John.”
I don’t know what the hell he ate…”, McCain said afterwards.
FINALLY..something of substance from Obama.
John McCain oddly chooses “George Bush (1)’s” Japanese sushi incident when asked by the moderator to reenact their favorite historical presidential moment.
Why the F&^% did I pull his finger?
Ballsy is when you know the race card is coming, but you follow Obama into the room singing “Minnie the Moocher” anyway.
Take it easy on the borscht, comrade.
Anybody who dares approach The One gets tazered. Anybody.
“Why, that power leak has unbalanced the ship, and she’s starting to drift! I can’t hold her in place that long!”
Jeeez, did Biden crawl up inside of you and die?
911: “Quick! From what you’ve described on the phone, put Obama in a straight jacket and gag him; He’s the dangerous one! McCain just needs a tongue depressor.”
Obama: “Don’t haze me bro.”
After weeks and months of unbelievable self-discipline, McCain finds in the closing days of the campaign that continuing to bite his tongue becomes more and more difficult…..
Hey Look at Me I’m Keith Olbermann!
When the debates were judged a draw and the candidates agreed to a Dance Off to determine the winner, McCain had the upper hand until his otherwise excellent and well received “Robot” routine was marred by his unconscious habit of sticking out his tongue….
“Phew! He smells a lot like the ‘ash heap of history!'”
Confidently planning his victory party, Obama fails to notice McCain sneaking up behind him in the polls…
Aagh, this stage stinks!
Main Entry: gag
Pronunciation: \ˈgag\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): gagged; gag·ging
1 a: to restrict use of the mouth of by inserting a gag b: to prevent from exercising freedom of speech or expression c: to pry or hold open with a gag
2: to choke or cause to retch
Heck, I don’t care, You Pick……..
Having the bean burritos prior to the debate was all part of the Obama’s team plan.
The Maverick has fallen prey to the old adage that starts, “Once you go Barack…”
“No, Zombie Senator McCain. Obama’s braaaaaaaaainz are located higher up. In theory.”
McCain retches as he realizes that he went through years of torture for nothing.
If this guy wins, the country he suffered for will be gone.
Oh, yeah? Yeah? Well this is your campaign!