The Knucklehead of the Day award

Today’s winner is Feliks Goldshtein. He gets the award for the following

A man may have tipped his intentions when he stood in line at an Ohio bank wearing a ski mask before staging a holdup. Police in Stow near Akron say 24-year-old Feliks Goldshtein of Highland Heights was arrested minutes later on Thursday following a brief car chase.

Police say the teller asked the man to take off the mask before being served. At that point the man displayed what turned out to be a toy gun and told the teller to give him all the money. He made off with an undisclosed amount.

Police Captain Rick Myers says it’s unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.

Bank robbers can be polite too. He didn’t want to cut in line!

Feliks Goldshtein didn’t get away with the dough but he did become today’s Knucklehead of the Day.

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