It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Lost in Translation
Hillary watching Bill on a porn channel.
“He never did that with me”
Madalyn
Wheeeee! I think I feel a Chris Matthews tingle starting up my leg. Wheeeee!
“I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration that somehow you’re not patriotic. And we should stand up and say ‘We are Americans and we have a right to disagree with any administration.'”
Hillary
” He was born where”?
“Madame Secretary….I must inform you….
Air Force 1 has just crashed…..”
“I hear dead people – voting”
“Oh Yes!, Oh Great Obama!”… This is the Secretary of State, just finishing her daily “Enhanced Indoctrination Talking Points” session.
” Poppie’s, poppies. Now they’ll sleep, sleep.”
“Baa baa black sheep, had a mind She could’nt keep.”
“Hi, Ms. Clinton….this is John, from the
Publishers Clearing House….to inform you
that you are our Grand ……”
“We’ve got it! We finally have proof of a right wing conspiracy!”
Bug-eyed bra burner
Brought to You in Psychotraumic color.
Jeepers creepers, just in time for Halloween.
Now that those hideous mammalian humans have left the room, I can take off this uncomfortable visage! Sssssssssss!
Yes, Sean… I hear… and… obey!
“I want to hear what Rush really said about being cut out of the Rams deal.”
CALLING TO THE PLANET OF FREAKUS IV the whole of WASHINGTON D.C. is run by freaks
Hillary! receives an early Christmas gift. A tape of “Hail to the Chief” followed by a voice impersonator of Barack Obama addressing her as “Madame President”.
Hillary breaks off a radio interview to check out the Meghan McCain blog pix.
Hillary is delighted to discover another fat lady who can actually sing the National Anthem on key.
Theorem: Politics is showbiz for the ugly.
Proof: See picture.
One only needs a little perspective to see that fat interns with red lipstick look good.
The uggly side of Hellary.
“He’s down to 49%! Out-a-sight!”
They love me. They really love me. They’re sending the mother ship for me.
“Yessss, just like I told him to, the kid is letting Obama know that people HATE him!”
SAW 6
” Ms. Rodham. You have always played the victim while dehumanizing and destroying the victims of Your predatory husband.
Now the tables have turned. Your headphones are set to explode in 5 minutes.. If You try to remove them, You will be bathed in hydrochloric acid. Your only way out is to confess to Your husbands many crimes and Your complicitness in destroying bimbos.
Once You have done so You deactivate the trap, maybe..
The choice is Yours.. But dont wait too long…”
My God, that is scary!
That’s one wild left eye.
“Why So Serious?”
SERENITY NOW!!!
“it’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet show tonight.”
All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
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Last of the original Mouseketeers attends big
reunion at Disney Studios.
“Madam Secretary…I must inform you that
Air Force 1 has crashed. Your mission, should
you decide to accept it, is to report immed-
iately to State………..”
You say WHO has been impeached?
AP – Secretary Clinton when she joined Alvin and the Chipmunks for the special song recording, “Alvin, the Chipmunks and Friends Feed the World”. The charity song was recently published to raise funds for the urgent problem of animal hunger in the developing world. Millions of animals go to bed hungry each night, not knowing if they will have food or be food the next day. President Obama asked Secretary Clinton to spearhead head this priority administration international initiative in August of this year.
“Forget these peace talks. I gotta go. George is having a party!”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.