Stimulating Competition: Candidate for New Jersey Assembly Hosts Sex Toy Parties for Living

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Photo: Nookie Parties/AP

Well, there are hundreds of pseudo-double speak that I could use to begin this story, but I guess I won’t… Jumping in Pools and the New York Daily News are reporting that Stefanie Velez-Gentry, a Republican candidate for the New Jersey state Assembly “makes a living hosting sex-toy parties.”

From the Daily News:

One campaign for the New Jersey Legislature is off to an arousing start.

Stepfanie Velez-Gentry, a Republican from Bellmawr running for state Assembly, makes a living hosting sex- toy parties.

As the owner of Nookie Parties, she organizes gatherings for women and couples in which she sells sex toys, lotions, games, lingerie and other erotic items.

“It’s kind of like a Tupperware party, but with adult novelties,” the 29-year-old mother of two said.

Finally, New Jersey will get some help to lift up its economy!

Kevin adds: Picture added (and here’s a Facebook link), and courtesy of James H. in the comments:

Finally. A Republican who supports effective stimulus.

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