It’s confusing I know but Don Surber attempts to clarify:
To my relatives still living in the Cleveland area, I say: You can walk to Canada now.
Hell, er, Lake Erie has frozen over.
This is all because of global cooling, er, warming.
You see one of the signs of global warming is the extreme differences in temperatures that cause the shallowest of the Great Lakes to freeze over while, look, the other lakes are all ice free because of global warming.
Gary Garnet, warning coordination meteorologist, told the Morning Journal in Lorain that this means less lake effect snow, which is another sign of global warming because less snow equals global warming.
Then again, more snow equals global warming.
It is all science and anyone who doe not understand it is just hopelessly stupid.
Settled science… any questions?