Presidential Head-to-Head Round 8 Results and Round 9 Match-Ups

What I’m talking about

Round 8 Results

A Lincoln 6, R Reagan 10
J Madison 10, J Polk 6
J Monroe 12, D Eisenhower 4
J Adams 7, T Roosevelt 9
C Coolidge 7, T Jefferson 9

DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) 8, J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) 6
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) 6, J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) 7

Round 9 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
R Reagan (7-1) SECOND SEMI-FINALIST, bye

A Lincoln (6-2) vs T Jefferson (6-2)
J Madison (6-2) vs T Roosevelt (6-2)
J Monroe (6-2) vs Fluffy Roadkill (1-4)

TIED FOR 8th:
J Polk (5-3) ELIMINATED
D Eisenhower (5-3) ELIMINATED
J Adams (5-3) ELIMINATED
C Coolidge (5-3) ELIMINATED

TIED FOR 12th:
G Cleveland (4-3)
J Garfield (4-3)
GW Bush (4-3)
G Ford (4-3)
H Truman (4-3)

TIED for 17th:
H Hoover (3-3)
JQ Adams (3-3)
GH Bush (3-3)
A Jackson (3-3)
Z Taylor (3-3)
W Taft (3-3)
F Roosevelt (3-3)

TIED FOR 24th:
J Kennedy (2-3)
R Nixon (2-3)
M Van Buren (2-3)
A Johnson (2-3)
B Harrison (2-3)
W McKinley (2-3)
R Hayes (2-3)

TIED for 31st:
U Grant (1-3)
L Johnson (1-3)
J Carter (1-3)
W Harding (1-3)
F Pierce (1-3)
WH Harrison (1-3)
W Wilson (1-3)
B Clinton (1-3)

39th: M Fillmore (0-3, 4-0)
40th: C Arthur (0-3, 3-1)
41st: J Tyler (0-3, 2-2)
NEXT TO WORST: B Obama (0-3, 1-3)
DEAD LAST: J Buchanan (0-3, 0-4)

As always , this is a triple-elimination tournament with pairings set up by initial random draws. This is not to be taken seriously, but to exercise perspectives of how different Presidents faced their duties, crises, and opportunities.

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