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“The ride will be pretty smooth from this point, Felipe. That was Dennis Blair and he’s the last bump on this road.”
The Obamas and Calderons rehash their experiences from the most recent episode of International Wife Swap.
You know… The best taco stand in town is right over there.
Dude, did you leave your water bottles and backpack over by the cactus? You know that littering isn’t very green…”
Well, Felipe, why don’t I just give back Arizona to you. That should fix the problem, right?
A Streetcar name Chutzpah!
As you can see in Michelle’s dress, they only support boobs on the left.
It was a pretty good speech, Felipe, and I know you got the standing ovation and all. But, trust me, you did leave out the part about it being Bush’s fault.
Our new “Undocumented Worker Express” will allow us to route them around Arizona in comfort and style
“I have your name in the white house “dead pool 2010″ contest, don’t let me down Felipe!”
Obama shows his usual technique for reaching across the aisle.
You know, Felipe, love means never having to say you’re sorry. So the best I can tell you right now is that I’m in like with you.
And this is the exact bus I use to run over former friends and associates…
Yeah, the white guy has to go to the back of the car.
Pull my finger.
Just the thought of you giving a speech to Congress was enough to damage our economy almost 5% yesterday.
What’s your secret?
Four Muggles plot a way to lie, cheat, or steal their way into Hogwarts.
Are we talking free trade or immigration with this swap?
Obama: If my plan is successful, our people will soon be as poor as yours.
If she doesn’t have papers, I’ll have to hold her for a while.
Pterodactyl airlines.
Sadly, in Obama’s administration, the dark-skinned black man still has to sit at the back of the bus.
Yes, “illegal immigrants” is very harsh.
Why don’t we call them: “expats”?
Obama always seeks out the advice of leaders of failing states, because the job of trashing America is never done.
“And in MY church there are rules, MY rules, not those cracker rules that are laws.
The reason it’s so empty, Felipe, is that so many who used be here with me have gone under the bus.
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train.
Yes, I always cross my legs like a girl. Why do you ask?
Ahhhh the folly of the trolley
El Presidente, I personally have never had a problem pressing “1 for English” on my teleprompter….except for that one time when I accidentally pressed “2” and spoke in complete gibberish for 25 minutes….almost as if I had no teleprompter at all.
Street car named DEBT!
Underground? No, I’ll run this borderline railroad right over the top of Arizona. Votes for me, cash for thee.
Turn out the lights…the party’s over…
President Obama “It was crowded when I first got on. Now there is only him left.”
So where is your sombero? I thought you people wore somberos.
You Jets are pretty cool, just like us Sharks – now, repeat after me “OK for me in AmeriKKKa……”
So, say one of our Texan citizens has a little trouble paying off his new taxes, so he slips across the border to do a little yard work on your side. If he gets injured, he does get health care in Mexico, doesn’t he?
No comprende, senor…
Obama: “Mi casa es su casa” — and I really mean that!
“What do you mean,”Are you gay”……”
Taco Bell? oh…the nearest one is at 14th and U ST…
Thanks to the special teleprompter windows in his magic bus, Obama was able to carry on a conversation with the Mexican president.
I’ve been heavily criticized and embarrassed for gifting the British PM a set of DVD’s he can’t watch, the Queen my book she doesn’t want to read and the Indian premier a side of beef he can’t eat.
So, before I give you California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas, el Presidente, I need your assurance that you can and will use them.
Hmmm we’re having Mexican…
No,no…we really do want the American Southwest back.
What? You thought we were really interested in dialog?
That’s funny, senor!
I don’t think “A Day Without a Gringo” would make much sense in our country Barry…
Sorry. The bus is a little slow with all the people I have thrown under there.
Showcasing the GM/US Motors all electric vehicle.
And the expected ridership.
The two red dots behind my head? You know, I used to worry about the red dots around me too, but even the secret service is starting to tell me not to worry about them.
I can feel it, comin’ in the air tonight, oh Lord
I’ve been waitin’ for this moment, for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it comin’ in the air tonight, oh Lord?
Oh Lord
BHO: “As soon as you are no longer useful to me, I’ll be throwing you under the bus.”