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Presidente Calderone: “I tawt de Kobay beeef were like you, El Presidente; well dun on de outside but berry, berry red in de center.”
Obama: “I’ve upgraded my bus to a trolley. It’s much heavier, so be careful what you say.”
On the train to nowhere….
Can you ease up on the leaf blower at six in the morning? I was up late working on my putting.
BHO: “Aye, yi-yi-yi, I am de Freedom Bandito..”
Wrong church, Wright prophet.
A street car named undesire~
‘Prince of Darkness’?
Try ‘President of Darkness’!
Obama – “So Felipe, once you deport all your opposition’s voters to the US we can make them citizens and they can vote for me. It is a win win”
Obama – “The drug smugglers are a real problem”
Felipe – “We stop as many as we can”
Obama – “Well the quality of the mexican coke I have been getting has been really going down lately”
Obama – “As you can see Felipe, now that I am President, the whites have to ride in the back of the bus”
Felipe – “That was a massive bump we hit no?”
Obama – “yeah, we just went over Rev Wright”
Don’t worry. No one ever asks for a ticket or boarding pass here. This train is a free ride…
Calderón: “I think you’re ignoring the ‘800 pound gorilla in the room’.”
Obama: “I’m not ignoring my wife… I just don’t like to look at her.”
Felipe: “Su casa es mi casa”
Imagine this aisle down the middle is the border between our two countries, only not as difficult to cross…
Playing hookie with the wookie
“I’ve sat in pews before! And whitey, these aint no pews!
I see dead people!
Okay, you can have California, but Arizona’s gonna be a problem.
Felipe – “Mr President this bus is much nicer than we have in Mexico”
Obama – “Well we have to keep expanding it with all the people that are going under it.”
There is an important question that I have been wanting to pose to the leader of Mexico for sometime now. Can all of the Chihuahuas in Mexico speak like the one on the Taco Bell commercials?
And so I told him, “Stop the finger-pointing!”
“Ive met hustlers before, but this one has no class”
Can we register them as democrats before they leave Mexico?
Ha hahahaahahaha
Obama: “What would I do if I discovered that there were two undocumented Mexicans riding on this trolley? I don’t know, Felipe. Why do you ask?”
No class, no balls, no service!
SHAMTRAK – Dare to ride the rail
“Pardon me…. Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
“Papers? I don’t need no stinkin’ papers.”
“STELLA!!!”
“…and now you’ll see why Rahm calls me… El Chorizo Grande…”
Felipe, after the hard left turn up ahead you and your lovely wife will have to exit the trolley before it crosses into Arizona.
Streetcar Named Denial
…and that’s where I play golf… and that’s my basketball court… and that’s where I plot my next move to destroy America.
Obama: “I’m sorry, Felipe, but I can’t arrange for your illegal-immigrant relatives to be granted asylum. I can only do that for my own illegal-immigrant relatives.”
[NYTimes headline: Obama’s Aunt Is Granted Asylum]
“When Biden comes in on his knees sayin’, “de train, boss, de train,” it’s just best to ignore him.”
Putting the Loco in Locomotive, since 2009.
“Release the Barack’n,… That’s good Felipe, can I use it? I’ll have Rahm add it to the TOTUS.”
This is the Polar Express, right? So why the hell are you saying I can’t have waiters dancing on the ceiling?
“Y’know, I got a diebold right out back!”
Obama–“Hey, this reminds me of something…oh yeah, the movie Dreamscape. It starts with the President on a subway car and ends with a mushroom cloud. I love that movie!”
Barack: “Can we stand… I really feel the urge to bow to you right now.”
We have to work together to keep your shithole country as is so all those future dem voters can come here without any papers, carrying all those diseases that will eventually kill off all those old white conservative people.
Barack: “I’m very sorry, I promise that Biden won’t refer to dessert as Pie Alamo, again.”
“..umm, and then there’s Los Stupidos down the street – I hear they make a great gringo burger…”
Hey Caldy, that was a nice rip! That Mexican food really tears yo ass up, yo. Check dis one out.
So what you’re telling me is I can have my coke delivered right to my door? And the only thing I have to do is to ignore the fact your people are breaking our laws and are trespassing, murdering and raping our citizens and stealing our jobs? And I wouldn’t be acting stupidly? Done.
“Okay then Felipe, we have a deal. Arizona, New Mexico, California, and Texas, in return for a life-time supply of high-quality blow for me and the missus.”