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“Badges? I don’t have to show you any badges…we don’t have to show you any stinking badges”
OK let’s try it one more time – Michelle will do the Judy Garland part – 1, 2, 3
“Chug, chug, chug went the motor
Plop, plop, plop went the wheels
Stop, stop, stop went my heartstrings
As he started to go then I started to know how it feels
When the universe reels”
♬
One toke over the line,
Felipe de Jesus,
One toke over the line
♬
“I also, President Obama, value our country’s special relationship with your country. And thank you again for the farting, sombrero shaped bean dip bowl.”
Michelle: “Then that little girl says, ‘but my mama ain’t got no papers,’ and I says, ‘That’s OK dear, neither does my husband.'”
“Got a light?”
“No, Joe couldn’t make it, the engineer said he could drive the choo choo.”
This train is taking us all straight to Hell, MICHIGAN, right?!?!?!
You know mr calderon, i never expected to train to hell would be so luxurious.
“So, I’ll just issue an Executive Order saying that all border crossings must now be black-tie affairs and just bus your cheap labor in.”
Stupidity knows no borders!
Look Caldy, we ain’t gettin now where till you stop makin fun of my wife’s face. She can’t help it if her lower jaw sticken out the way it does make her face look lika a cash register wif the drawer open.
Back then I told Rosa Parks that if she….
Make sure you clean the toilets daily.
Train of fools on the road to nowhere. mpw
“Have you ever done it on a real train?”
Before the cock crows thrice, he’ll deny he was there.
A Streetcar Named Despair…
Hold on tight! You see, we’re now going to show that the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train!
Presidente Clouseau: “Don’t say ‘si’ are screwed’, say ‘oui’ are screwed.”
The Wheels on the Bus go UP and DOWN.
UP and DOWN, UP and DOWN.
The Wheels on the Bush go UP and DOWN,
Over the BODIES thrown on the GROUND!
Presidente Calderone: “We are not so far apart, no?”
Chauncey Obama: “Si, our borders are almost not touching”.
THREE QUESTIONS FOR PHILLIPE CALDERONE ON THE “BRIDGE OF BORDERS”:
What is your name? “Phillipe Calderone”.
What is your quest? “The abolition of racial profiling”.
What is Mexican policy on illegal immigration with nations on your south border? “HUH”?
[Presidente Calderone is cast into the Fiery Pit of Sophistry.]
Obama – “Felipe what is the main difference you see between our countries”
Felipe “In my country the bus has people in it and not under it”
Obama: Seriously, you’ll put up your nasty skunkweed against what comes out of Humbolt County? Dude, you are delusional.
“Why, yes, Mr. Calderon, that is AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” coming over the speakers….”
“Do you like it, Mr. C? Instead of traveling over scorching desert while dodging rattlesnakes and scorpions, we thought we’d just bring folks over in this nice, airy trolley. We’ll even serve a five-course meal while we grant them instant citizenship even if they don’t have papers!”
“Like how I pimped out the presidential limo?”
Yes I am a finger pointer. Now this is the finger i use to call out those teabaggers . it is very effective in getting my point across.
Then we’ll make all the WHITE people sit in the back.
There I am, explaining that even though I am black, my dick is only that big.
Barack Hussein Obama
President of the United States
Felipe – “So you gave the unions $100B and you are only getting $100m back to help your reelection? I get a bigger cut from the drug trafficers and coyotes”
Felipe m- “I can see Arizona from my house”
Obama – “You’re right Felipe, I did forget to apologize for America’s wrongdoing during the press conference. It’s just that when I saw that rat crawling in front of the podium I thought someone let Henry Waxman out by mistake”
Obama – “So Felipe, you say you have someone that will take care of the rats in the White House on the cheap?”
Felipe – “Si, but you have to pay them in cash”
Obama – “Cool, I can use the “Jobs that Americans wont do ” line in my next speech”
BHO: “Si. I rested on day ‘siete'”.
No, Felipe, this trolley doesn’t stop in Aztlan. Why do you ask?
Presidente Calderone: “I smell sulfur.”
Presidente El Diablo: “I don’t smell anything.”
Poncho and Leftie.
Calderone: “You are de cleanist, mosd articulad negro man, I hab eber meet.”
Obama: Did you say in Spanish that I was “full of ‘sevens'”?
Calderone: No. I was speaking in English.
Coming soon to theaters, “Dumb & Dumber: Affirmative Action Edition.”
The Hellbound Train.
Barry: “So let me get this straight, Feli-pay, you people speak Mexican down there, right?
We’ll make them ride in the back of the bus.
I see dummycrats!
Ok, lets see/
If it gets any stupider then this, I ‘ll run for office!
America needs to stop pointing fingers and doing the “homophobe seating” thing…after tonight.
We’re just waiting for the whites to be seated
in the back. Everyone have his “E” ticket
ready?
It’s the smallest church in the world, Presi-
dente Calderon…. when he gets goin’, Rev.
Wright be bustin’ some smug white ass. I wore
earplugs for 20 years. Here’s a pair for you
and your main squeeze.