No Happy Endings For Al Gore

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It’s been a pretty crappy month for Al Gore, what with the announcement that he was getting divorced, and that his daughter was getting a divorce, and the allegation that he was having an affair with business partner Laurie David.

Today National Enquirer reports that a a very detailed complaint exists that alleges Gore he tried to grope a massage therapist in 2006 in Portland, Oregon. The alleged victim even saved the “black slacks” that she alleges contain “evidence” of the DNA variety.

Frankly the whole thing, just like Al himself, doesn’t quite measure up to Bill Clinton’s dalliances.

Also: PORTLAND DA: CRIMINAL PROSECUTION POSSIBLE IN THE AL GORE SEX SCANDAL – (National Enquirer)

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