This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Lindy R. Dole) – Carlos: “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Mr. President.“
2) (JPO) – “It becomes a little clearer why Slick Willie was such a big proponent of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell.’“
3) (fustian) – “I was hoping to get my vuvuzela polished, if you catch my drift!“
4) (CDR M) – “You know, you’d look good in a blue dress.“
5) (Tsar Nicholas II) – “Star of the Soccer Pitch Meets Husband of the Raving Bitch“
6) (jbwbubba) – “That’s a relief, they said a real ball striker wanted to have a beer; I thought Hillary had showed up.“
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(retired military) – “Bocanegra regrets leaving his ‘I’m with stupid’ shirt at home.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


