Heat Wave

How hot has it been in New England lately?

My friend Candy says her chickens are laying pre-fried eggs.

I’m almost willing to offer Al Gore a “massage” if he’ll only bring “The Gore Effect” to New Hampshire.

I’ve decided to temporarily flee my beloved Granite State for more habitable climes — the Baltimore/Washington area. (Yes, it’s that time again…)

Our local Goths have changed to wearing pastels.

The local cinemas are showing YouTube videos with the slogan “hey, at least it’s air-conditioned!” — and selling out.

I could go on, but I gotta finish packing for my plane this afternoon…

Why Bother?
Independent thought