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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
That’s right, Joe. November IS two months away. Mwahahaha…
Letterman’s newest segment-
Stupid Vice President tricks.
“Don’t worry, neither one of these has been up my ass!”
Biden: “If I said it once I said it twice – these hotdogs are NOT Kosher.”
Bush brings a complete turkey dinner and all we get from you is a hot dog!?
Ya got two real empty things here: this box and my head.
With the purchase of these hotdogs at $17,000,000 a piece, we now have entered the Second Recovery of Summer.
Clueless Joe Biden answers with a gesture when asked what his IQ was.
In a heartfelt gesture, Joe sixpack counts the absentee military ballots from the 2000 election.. Showing that the dems truly do support our Men in uniform.
With the stimulus we are creating 2 jobs right here, by the way where is the lady with the pooper scooper I just had a senior moment.
“Todays special, 2 Gaffes for the price of 1”
“Hey Steven, I forget – am I the most or second-most incompetent person with a title including the word ‘President’?”
Hey Joe, quick- how many billions in a trillion?
Mr. Vice President, how many years until we have a President who shows this much support for the troops?
Biden tried selling hot dogs today after his job at the 7-11 fell through, because he didn’t have an Indian accent.
Says Joe:
“I was going to give one to President Obama, but, for some reason, he said he’s not allowed to eat pork.”
Biden asks, “Hey, what comes after this many?”
In two years, I’ll be doing this full time!
This is a big fuckin’ deal,in Europe this means “fuck you”.
The Vice President, asked about his IQ, begins counting.
I’ve only had sex with another man twice, but one time I was really drunk.
Joe’s confused… he forgot what asking for a number 2 meant…
If Obama is The One, what are you, Joe?
“I have three things to tell you……
Having proven the Peter Principle many times over, Biden demonstrates his new “Biden Principle” of staying with what one can do competently.
This “smart ass” just said 2 years is plenty thanks!
Hot Dogs and Has Beans
“People, when I say that, look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to eat more hot dogs to keep from getting fat?’ The answer is ‘yes’, that is what I am telling you.”
$2 trillion hot dogs – Now that is what I call pork barrel spending.
Biden – “I can think of 3 reasons you should vote for me for president in 2012. 1. I am not Barrack Obama. 2. I can’t mess things up nearly as bad as he can. and umm umm. I can think of 2 reasons you should vote for me for President in 2012”
Biden – “I am going to give away hot dogs on the count of 3. 1, 2,… I cam going to give away hot dogs on the count of 2”
Biden – “Obama gets beer summits and I get stuck with hot dogs”
Biden finally rises to the level of his incompetence.
Hey Joe, where you going with that bun in your hand?
Biden – “we may be clueless about policy, but we’ll damn well show some regard for our returning warriors.”
Yes, I did say that Iraq needed to be divided into three sections!
Gibbsy, can you take over for a moment? I gotta
go numero dos!
YEP! Sarge here killed a towel-head with two-fingers right in the eyes. For that we’re giving him free fries and some sorta medal.
When the military ballots come in, we put ’em
in a box and cut’em all up with scissors.
Bet you jokers didn’t know I could speak Australian!
Clean, articulate, black people get two free passes for everything they do wrong; white people have to pay twice for each screw up by a clean, articulate black man.
At the annual Toys For Tots collection drive “VP Joe B” showed up to donate a box of meat.
Hot Dog! I’ve only made two faux pas today.
“I got TWO tickets…TWO HOT ONES, ringside
for the big ‘Sergeant Slaughter-Sweet Baby
Barack Iron Cage Death Match’…..Tell us
Sarge, whattaya gonna do to him? I understand
the Secret Service has promised not to intervene….!”
Obama: “No Joe… Don’t give ’em the two-pronger… One of Michelle’s toys must’ve got in the box by mistake.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.