It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hey babe, can I gobble them goodies?
“Katy, you can’t look like that on Sesame Street. The children watching aren’t supposed to be see women who look like their mothers. The prudes running this show want everyone to be genderless.”
I’m telling ya, you’re wasting your time on Bert and Ernie. Two guys, always together, for years and years, Do the math sweetie…
Stay Tuned for the presentations of Sesame Street presentations of ‘True Blood’ and ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’
Katy make Elmo feel tickle in new place…
Sesame Street Walker
The prude police were upset when children watching Sesame Street were allowed to see the existence of gender. The prude police vowed to never let it happen again.
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
“No, we were out of the Bugger me Elmo’s after Barney Frank’s visit.”
Can you demonstrate the phrase “Bodacious Ta-ta’s?”
Elmo ~ “Widen the shot to see what E is for.”
Elmo
If you are really nice I will show you my little miss piggy.
Biden “I am second in the chain of succession on Sesame Street”
Today’s Word Is: PUBERTY
Can you show me on this Kermit doll where she tickled you?
Oh boy, next is the segment where you get to meet Mr Noodle!
“Ohhhh, Katy……….parts of Elmo blue now……..”
Got Milk?
After this segment, Elmo developed a craving for cookies.
Elmo: I don’t know. why DO they call him Big Bird?
Who is the lucky one with their hand under your dress?
Who is the lucky one with their hand under your dress? How many fingers does it take to make you move?
Got Wood?
DRUDGEBREAKING: New this Christmas, Giggidy Elmo. Developing…
Excuse me but are those Kermit’s flippers on your shoulders?
Elmo: “Screw you…. I work for Mel Brooks.”
Elmo: It’s a bit nipply in the studio. I mean nippy. ww
Tempest in a B cup.
(singing) Going to the chapel to get married …
Katy “was that Helen Thomas I just saw?”
Elmo “No that was just Mr Snuffleupagous”
The Obama Administration now goes after the children with it’s new “Tax Me Elmo” doll, available this X-mas season.
In Elmo voice “Elmo do windshield wiper imitation now!!”
So…the naked Muppet didn’t bother anybody? It did look like the little red pervert was looking up her dress at one point, though!
How much to see your ass?
This year’s Public Television Auction met it’s goal within one hour that Katy Perry offered a ‘special video’ for sale.
Suddenly, Elmo realized there was more to life than tickling.
“sweet dreams are made of these…
With Megan staring at him with a fixed stare and a stupid grin Elmo,finally frustrated to the point of giving up, realized that Megan Fox was never going to get it through her empty head the joke he repeated over and over again, “What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger!”
I always chuckle when a bunch of Internet fanboys suddenly start lusting over a celebrity that’s been on my radar screen for years. In this case it couldn’t have been later 2002 when I first started fantasizing about banging Elmo.
Elmo: Michelle, you really need to get in the sun more.
Hi Elmo – Want to learn how Kami got aids?
Elmo: “Did you know I’m in the band?”
Who knew KP was into “water sports?” Her “Tinkle Me Elmo” for one.
“Nice hat.”
President Obama presented his new economic team today…
“Hey baby, wanna shag?”
No, I’m not anatomically correct, but I’ve spent the last couple of decades with a hand up my ass.
So, since you’re dressed in green I take it you are highly energy-efficient….
Good Elmo. You can count to two.
More Father’s respond to Obama’s parenting message – Sesame Street ratings soar!