It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.





One of these two is a puppet designed to influence the minds and behavior of children around the world while generating revenue for its owners.
The other one is Elmo!
Are those real?
Whew! I’m glad you said “Conjunction Junction, What’s your Function”, and not what I thought you said.
“..and,Elmo,I chose this outfit from
the Marv Albert ‘Dressing After Hours’
catalogue. He calls it ‘Slam Dunk for Funk’
and I think it’s Marv-elous!”
Elmo singing:
“If you wish upon a star,
They’ll get as big as grapefruits are.”
“So, Princess, if you’ll follow me over to Oscar’s Silicone Shop, we can make your dream come true.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.