It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
This is gonna hurt! I told my editor it was a bad idea to be in front of the golfer.
Every golfer knows to keep their eye on the ball.
Tiger showed the pavarazzi his appreciation for all the attention.
Joe Biden (blue jacket on right) mistakenly thinks he is at a football game.
Zohan (blue jeans 2nd from right with cap0 “You dont mess with zee tiger. groowwlll”
Joe Biden shows his enthusiasm for the shot by trying to start a wave.
Tiger “Here’s looking at you kid”
Biden hold ice to nose “All I was trying to do was get a good view of the shot”
Obama dreaming of himself as Tiger yet again has the nightmore of having to play golf and try to deal with the nation’s problems at the same time.
Tiger to his ex wife “Here’s looking at you kid”
In an attempt to refocus viewer’s attention back on the game, the networks have agreed to blur Tiger’s crotch…
That’ll leave a mark
Biden standing 10 yards in front of Tiger was overheard to say “Golf is the dullest sport I have ever seen.”
“AFLAC!!!”
Tiger was tired of the sleazy reporters and decided to make a hole in one.
Good grief, an assemblage of the greatest losers ever!
Barry can only dream of drawing a crowd this big. Or white.
Would you look at the balls on that man.
He doesn’t seem to be attracting the female demographic to his gallery.
Tiger won’t mind if I take another flash picture, honey…
Sorry. I’m not used to having to warn people my ball’s about to smack their face.
I just love whacking white balls.
Hey, Tiger, a little career advice: more “Fore!,” less “foreplay.”
J.
Eat Me1
Tiger’s succinct response to a reporter asking if he had one of his girlfriends kiss his balls for luck before a match.
Tiger’s not even trying to get the little white ball in the hole anymore.
He’s all about maiming assholes now.
The crowd has gotten a lot more bold since they’ve all gotten Obamacare.
Tiger hasn’t been able to get it in the hole for several months.
The woman who was hit was quoted as saying “I wish I could say that this was the only time I got hit by one of Tigers balls….”
Hey GOP’ need a real hicky for a campaign commercial? Front row, brown hat. Theres your hick.
Another exciting shot from “Penis Aura’s of the Stars.”
You know it’s gotten bad when Al “Crazed Sex Poodle” Gore outscores Tiger.
Gary McCord had unfortunately assumed that Survivor – Pebble Beach would be a walk in the park.
Tiger provides the American team response to Colin Montgomerie.
Obama’s been sending Tiger out to deal with critics of Obamacare.
This’ll hurt a bit more than Bawney Fwank’s ball in the eye trick.
The late cameraman then took only one more photo – of a freight train.
Stills from the Devon James sextape surfaces showing Tiger Woods shooting his ball into her face.
Terror alert in Europe issued for the guy in the dark blue jacket and burgundy hat who was able to mind control Tiger Woods and cause him to assault a cameraman with his ball.
….so then I told him I had Elin’s phone number. I wondered what “watch the birdie” meant.
That’s funny-I thought Elin got all his balls in the divorce settlement.
Before lapsing into a coma, Tiger’s opponent was heard to mutter, “You’re still away.”
The money grubbin hos think the sun rises and sets in his pants.
1. Scoring gallery passes to the golf tournament. $250
2. Getting a brand new Nikon D7000 just for this event. $1,499
3. Getting to the edge of the crowd in time to see Tiger tee off into your lens as the village idiot behind him signals a touchdown. Priceless
When asked why he aimed his ball at the photographer, Woods responded, “Someone told me that the guy was a pain. How was I to know that “Pain” was his last name?”
Reporter: “Why did you aim your ball at that photographer?”
Woods: “The guy was an a**hole for blinding me with his flash photography, and a hole is a hole.”
Bob Barker’s newest game for the “Price is Right” did not work out as he had planned…
Woods ~ ‘Well, as everybody now knows, I’ve got balls.”
As he rethinks his decision, Spalding Smails wishes he would have stuck with his plan to play tennis…
The hooker was stunned to learn that what Tiger meant when he said “I want to hit your face with my balls”