Kum-Ba-Yuck

Democratic Senator Mark Udall (CO) has drafted a petition for Congress in an attempt to garner support for having Republicans and Democrats sit together at the State of the Union speech, instead of continuing the centuries old tradition of sitting by party.

From Sen. Udall:

Dear Majority Leader Reid, Speaker Boehner, Minority Leaders McConnell and Pelosi:

We, the undersigned members of Congress, believe that partisan seating arrangements at State of the Union addresses serve to symbolize division instead of the common challenges we face in securing a strong future for the United States.

As we all know, the tenor and debate surrounding our politics has grown ever more corrosive – ignoring the fact that while we may take different positions, we all have the same interests. This departure from statesmanship and collegiality is fueled, in part, by contentious campaigns and divisive rhetoric. Political differences will always generate a healthy debate, but over time the dialogue has become more hateful and at times violent. But now the opportunity before us is to bring civility back to politics. It is important to show the nation that the most powerful deliberative bodies in the world can debate our differences with respect, honor and civility. We believe that it is not only possible, but that it is something that nearly all members of Congress truly desire. To that end, we suggest setting a small, but important, new tradition in American politics.

At the State of the Union address, on January 25th, instead of sitting in our usual partisan divide, let us agree to have Democrats and Republicans sitting side by side throughout the chamber. Beyond custom, there is no rule or reason that on this night we should emphasize divided government, separated by party, instead of being seen united as a country. The choreographed standing and clapping of one side of the room – while the other side sits – is unbecoming of a serious institution. And the message that it sends is that even on a night when the President is addressing the entire nation, we in Congress cannot sit as one, but must be divided as two.

On the night of the State of the Union address, we are asking others to join us – House and Senate members from both parties – to cross the aisle and sit together. We hope that as the nation watches, Democrats and Republicans will reflect the interspersed character of America itself. Perhaps by sitting with each other for one night we will begin to rekindle that common spark that brought us here from 50 different states and widely diverging backgrounds to serve the public good.

How unifying. Makes me feel all fuzzy and hopeful inside.

Udall’s long-winded lecture displying his new-found desire for political civility obviously originates from the Arizona shootings.  As much as the left has tried to link the shooter’s motivations with the “heated” political climate (created solely by eeeeeevil Republicans), there is just no proof of that. Even if there was, it would be meaningless. The killer is mentally unbalanced, to put it nicely. Anyone who can do something like this is emotionally unhinged. No kind of outside stimuli is needed.

This gimmick from Udall has nothing to do with showing civility.

How conveniently coincidental this chump has his revelation only after Republicans out-number Democrats in Congress.  It’s just a transparent ploy to make it less noticeable for people watching to distinguish which party has more members. As far as your party is concerned, Senator, now they “can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.”  (The above quote was spoken by Obama.  In the same conversation, he used the term “sitting shotgun,” as well. The outrage was deafening.)

Liberals aren’t content with social engineering of the masses. Now that they’ve lost a third of their majority, they want to try it in Congress.

It’s like elementary school, only these students aren’t as smart.

Maybe having everyone sit on their hands during the speech would be helpful. If anyone says anything or looks unhappy during the speech, you could give them a “time-out,” and make them sit in a corner wearing a dunce cap.

Maybe we should abolish any kind of groups or competition altogether.

No more sports teams, no debates, no bad grades, no elections, no hurt feelings.

All due respect, Senator, but we don’t need Congress to set examples for us ig’nant rubes to follow. We’re quite capable of making our own determinations as to who we believe to be sincere.

So sit down and shut up.

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