How old is Malia Obama?

Don’t ask her dad …

Oops.  Malia is actually twelve.  H/T to Jim Treacher who observed, “As we’ve seen over the last few years, numbers aren’t really Obama’s strong suit.”

Of course the media isn’t reporting this, obviously because Obama didn’t commit a major gaffe like confusing John Wayne’s birthplace with the hometown of Wayne’s parents.  I mean, it’s not like the man who has a memory like a steel trap ever forgets the names of Congressional Medal of Honor winners, or something equally embarrassing.

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