Yes it’s Tuesday, but some pictures just loose something with time, such as this photo which came out today. Enter your best captions for the following photo.
Winners will be announced Thursday night.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Sorry I broke the post… Here’s the comments that I saved…
GarandFan
I’m so full of guilt, PLEASE forgive me Obamassiah!”
Dig34
So is this one White vote I can count on?
Liked Dig34’s comment
“Wanna make $14 the hard way?”
RetiredMilitary left a comment – still looking for that one…
That wasnt me.
Must have been someone impersonating me.
She’s got Betty Davis eyes.
You mean White.
Racist.
Trying to find something nice to say, the best she can do is a look of pity
Obama “Well my grandmother looked at black people that way”
Betty White ” You can suck my dick”
Betty White “What is black and white and red all over ?”
Obama ” What?”
Betty White “Your ass with Grumpy’s lips locked on to it”
Betty White “You have so many things in common with the MSM”
Obama “LIke what?”
Betty White “Well you are both black and white and spew liberal bullshit”
Obama “What do you think Sophia from Golden girls would say if she saw us right now?”
Betty white “Picture it , Italy, 1943, there I was with Mussolini”
Obama “I envy her so much”
Obama “So you played an empty airhead on TV”
Betty White “Better than being one in real life like you”
Why was Rose Nylan smarter than Barrack Obama?
She could remember her lines without a teleprompter.
Obama “Was Rose Nylan really that dumb?”
Betty White “Is Michelle’s ass really that big?”
Betty White “well the secret service agent told me I was going to see Michelle’s ass up close but I had no idea I would be meeting you in person”
Obama “So how do you feel about my presidency so far”
White “Hopin’ for a change”
Obama “what do you think my reelection theme song should be?”
White “Umm Going down for the last time?”
“You know, back in Saint Olaf we didn’t have very many people with dark skin. We had black people, but they were all white.”
Mr. pResident, would you just please get the fuck outta here?!
I have a pet at my lake house that I’d LOVE for you to meet. In fact, quite a number of people would like for you to get together.
Ah ha! So you’re the other person that saw Lake Placid.
I also am shocked, shocked! that someone beat me to a Lake Placid reference.
Hey Hey. Look at my first entry. That was from Lake Placid.
That’s not true. I know at least two other people who’ve seen it.
🙂
Ohh dear….don’t think because you are the president that I will take it easy on the bball court with you. I will dunk on your punk-ass and make you my special bitch.
Obama “What would the rest of the Golden Girls say if they saw us now?”
Betty White “Let us out of here!!! They’re dead you idiot”
Betty White: You mess with my retirement benefits, you will be toast.
“Mr Obama, I know I’m old, but, PLEASE don’t push me off a cliff!”
Obama “how long do you plan to stay up on election night?”
White “Not late, They will be calling the election for Romney 5 min after the polls close on the east coast”
Obama “what are my chances for reelection?”
White “When are you going to change your name to Walter?”
Obama: “Betty, you shouldn’t have come here. Because you did, the two of us are going to be in a Wizbang! caption contest.”
Obama “Grandma!! When did they let you out from under the bus?”
“Betty, I’m sorry, but I can’t perform a miracle for you right now. I’m too busy trying to perform the miracle of getting re-elected.”
Golden Girl meets Pyrite Boy.
“My muffin hasn’t had a cherry since 1939.”
What does Betty White and the Golden Girls have in common with Obama and the believers in his economic policies?
There is only one left.
They dont look that pretty any more.
They both rely heavily on the word DEPENDS.
Obama: “Didya know we have a humidor here?”
Betty: “It’s twoo…. it’s twoo…”
“Hey Axelrod! This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a consult on the white vote.”
Betty: “Will I do what as far as your wife? We’re still talking push-ups here aren’t we?”
“I’m so old I remember when the KKK only had one “K.”
It’s true, Betty. I’m a better actor than you and if I were in the Miss America contest, I’d win that too!
Betty: “No Dear… When I said ‘Show me you’re nuts.’ I meant tell a joke or act goofy.”
How much do I have to donate to your campaign in order to avoid your death panels?
Aren’t you just the cutest thing! You even look like a President. You keep at it, and you can really be a President when you grow up
“Before the false God”, limited edition print, unsigned. Up for auction Nov 6th.
Khap khun mak khrap, Khun Allah ….
By June of 2012 Obama and his re-election team realized his once large constituency had been reduced to long widowed, white women. This lead him to inviting Betty White to join the Obama 2012 re-election team. “He’s just so charming,” White later enthused at the hastily convened press conference.
Holder, here have a Snickers. You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.
Hosting Betty White at the WH?
Yes, that’s a green job.
Betty White: (channeling Lilly Von Schtupp) It’s twue! It’s twue!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes?qt=qt0371663
Sorry, 15 Schnitzengruben’s my limit.
Betty, meet Halfie.
Another Lewinsky wannabe in a blue dress crushed to learn he’s gay.
I’m checking right now, Betty, and I’m sure I have no balls.
“You seem like such a nice man…but you’re really a worthless, narcissistic pile of bull crap that destroying my
country. I want you to leave NOW.”
BO: “Be sure to tell all the other Golden Girls to vote for me.”
BW: “They’re all dead.”
BO: “That’s never been a disqualification in Chicago.”