It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Pull our fingers.”
Romney – I’m gonna offshore his job!
Ryan – I’m gonna shove HER off Mt. Rushmore!
Together – BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
(as reported by NBC News)
Look, I told you that you can see November from here
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Babe…. I got you babe….
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The MSNBC prephotoshopped pictures surfaced clearly showing that Romney and Ryan did not have horns on their heads
Chris Matthews, MSNBC, “Here you can clearly see Romney and Ryan doing their code gesture for the nazi salute”
Ryan “Isnt that the MSM reporter that called us racist nazi homophobes”
Romeny “Yeah, and there is another one, and another one, and another one”
CBS News “Yes folks pictures can be deceiving. By looking at this you can hardly tell that you are looking at the antichrist”
NY TIMES headline “Romney and Ryan already picking out grannies to push off the cliff”
nevermind
NY TImes Correction page “We would like to apologize to our readers for yesterday’s headline “WEALTHY RACIST HOMOPHOBO CHOSEN AS REPUBLICAN NOMINEE”. After investigation we found out that the typesetter left out the leading word OBSCENELY due to space. This person no longer works for the NY TIMES.
We are here to pump YOU up!
“It looks like Joe Biden dressed like a giant vagina.”
Uh…. that’s no costume.
“Is that Joe Biden over there?”
“Yeah. Let’s see if we can get him to pull our fingers again.”
“We’re two wild and crazy guys!”
“pew…pew pew pew… pew pew…”
“Ok…. and now with feeling…”
Prior to the snap the Romney/Ryan team front line points out the “mike”.
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You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out,
You put your left hand in, and you shake it all about…
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“…and you’re gettin’ a haircut too, pretty boy.”
look it’s Jay Tea
We didnt get a haarummph from that guy
Abortion Rights? Really?
“You! Quick! What’s 23,879 times 418?”
Ha,ha, those vagina costumes are pretty funny, but completely uncalled for. We already knew that the democrats are a bunch of pussies!
The penis costumes are reserved for the Republicans…especially the ones with the BIG HEADS
Hey Macarena!!!!
Anybody running for these offices ought to have a sobriety test. Now touch your nose.
Romney says the P90x workout just isn’t t that hard.
Okay, we’ve got a black woman, lots of other women, an Asian guy… Hey you, the dwarf in the burka, get over here for the class picture!
“Check out Debbie Wasserman Schulz’s new hairdo!”
Told you Obama would try to sneak in!
Obama suddenly realizes people aren’t laughing *with* him…
no they are laughing at Mitch McConnell and the Republicans
Yes – YOU BUILT THAT!
Great job, Paul. That convention was near picture perfect. Wait, is that Todd Akin? Security!
Look! A Black woman! Right over there! Behind the large group of old fat white guys! Somebody throw some peanuts at her. HAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA
“XYZ!”
Look! It’s Madcow, Tingles, and Ed Schitz posing as journalists!
Hey, Paul! Look at that picture of the homeless guy begging for change!
Mitt, that’s not a homeless man. That’s a picture of President Obama
Yeah, well, he’ll be homeless next January. Close enough
Too white, Too rich, Too happy to be a democrat!!
Practicing their “You’re about to enter the no-spin zone” preamble to speeches
“I love it when the Obamas get caught on the kiss cam.”
Look what you made us inherit!!
Dirty filthy rich White Boys!
aint there a song to that?/
I blame Booosh too!!
Don’t cross the beams!!!
“SCHWING!!!”
There’s the guy who invited Clint Eastwood to speak!
Paul and Mitt relax with a quick game of “picking winners and losers”, an old favorite of politicians everywhere.
Ryan to Romney: “You know Mitt, after that “Detroit is back” Chrysler ad some Republicans thought that Clint Eastwood was a tool of the Democrats. But now, after that Clint Eastwood’ speech tonight, most Republicans believe Clint Eastwood is a tool of the Democrats”.