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Plugs to meet Pecs in Thursday Debate: Ryan’s just Biden his time…
Congressman Ryan is accustomed to working out with dumbbells. So, his debate with Biden should be a piece of cake.
I was going to throw out my two bits but after reading this all I can say is “i am not worthy”. see you next week.
Plugs to Meet Pecs in Thursday Debate: Ryan’s just Biden his time…
Ryan’s next workout with a dumbbell takes place during the Vice-Presidential debate.
Biden is a lightweight compared to this workout!
Some times you have to get into the mind of your opponent.
Wow, based on the polls, wearing a rally cap really does work.
Just another typical fat plutocrat running dog oppressor of the people.
Insiders speculate that Biden intends to get physical during the VP debates. I wish.
Apparently Ryan will go armed to the VP debate.
Ryan holds Biden in a stranglehold
Raddiz :” Next question to Mr Ryan. Please explain why this picture shows you threateing your wife with a dumbbell”
WHen asked what the significance of the 40 is on the dumbbell Ryan responded “It is debate prep. It helps me remember the number of jobs Obama has created”
The punch line? weight for it… weight for it…. weight for it….
I wonder if Biden has ever met such a clean and articulate individual….
Press the flesh… Your doin’ it quite right actually.
Ryan prepares for the debate with the most appropriate Joe Biden subsitute– a dumbbell.
Paul Ryan isn’t worried about tonight’s debate — he knows how to handle a dumbbell.
You want a piece of me Joe? Go for it!
Lifting a set of dumbbells is the only workout he will get tonight. I thought that was hand weights.
“Have a catch Joe?”
Biden was deemed to have won the debate after coming up with, “Dumbbell and Dumbbeller… and not dropping his own 2 pound weights on his foot.
Ryan prepares for the VP debate with Biden pretty much the same way he trains for cow tipping.
“Winners will be announced Sunday night”
Sooner even!
I predict Ryan will win.. A dumbbell will place 2nd.. Biden will finish a distant 3rd and the media will declare Biden won 15 minutes after he loses..
Hell I predict the media will declare Biden the winner 15 minutes INTO the debate.
Ryan looks suprised as Biden complains to the moderator that the question she just asked was not included in the questions she gave the DNC a few days ago. Wizbang readers are not suprised.
Ryan: Damn right I’m pro guns!
Ryan after the debate “That the best you got Joe?”
Also muscular on foreign policy…
Knowing he could clock the Vice President at any time helped Ryan keep his cool.
Hell, Biden can lift a heavier weight than that with just his grimace muscle.
Interrupt me again Mr. Vice President and you get this in your teeth.
You laughing at me? You laughing at me, Joe?
You didn’t build that.
Apparently Ryan’s workout to keep a calm expression, remain cool and not get distracted while a dumb bell was dropped on him was effective.
The dumbells were talking over me so I put in my earbuds and I’m now groovin’ on Carrie Underwood, …’not enough wind in Oklahoma…’
If that dumbbell is supposed to represent Biden, the IQ number on it is too high.
“I heard about his curling. What, you want a Canadian VP? Stones and Ice? What a joke. He probably………. huh? weights? Nevermind. You’re stupid”
Joe Biden
RYan thought bubble during the debate
“Proverbs 29:9
When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man, The foolish man eitherrages or laughs, and there is no rest.”
My mind is blank. Guess I’ll have to stare at this picture of Paul Ryan some more. Maybe a shirtless one would help…
Use the search function; we can help you out there too… 🙂
“Gee, I sure hope no one recognizes me as “Screech Powers” from SAVED BY THE BELL!”.
“I think I deleted that gay porn photo shoot from my computer, didn’t I?”.
Macho, Macho Man….I Wanna Be a Macho Man….
“This is Screech Powers. This is Screech Powers on steroid drugs. Any questions?”.
“Thank God this baseball cap makes me look more like Screech From SAVED BY THE BELL and less like Eddy Munster!”
If Romney wins, Ryan will be working with a dumbbell.
Am I seeing double, or is that Rep. Wiener sending out another weird picture of himself?
“For a $100 contribution, I’ll send you a video of ‘Richard Simmons Sweating to the 80’s.'”
Pumping Ryan
This year’s choice is clear: Either basketball or weightlifting.