It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Barry looks off screen to read on his teleprompter, “No, YOU are!”
No, you pull MY finger
Despite all of their preparation, neither candidate was ready for the first question from the audience: Who farted?
♬ Babe… I got you babe…. ♬
“I’m not touching you.”
“I’m not touching you.”
“I’m not touching you.”
“I’m not touching you.”
“I’m not touching you.”
“I know you are but what am I”
“I know you are but what am I”
“I know you are but what am I”
“I know you are but what am I”
“I know you are but what am I”
“Infinite.”
pew….. pew pew….
“Candidates… from the audience’s perspective… which direction should this country be headed.”
Mine’s bigger
We’re not talkin’ pensions anymore, are we?
Who wins a date with Candy?
HAAAA
Candy!
Candy: “…and now candidates.. prepare for your next question, which comes from a Mr. Pretzel_Logic.“
Winner winner chicken dinner
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(singing new duet) “Ebony-Ivory and Ivory”
Obama declares, “Having this man explain my record is not optimal.”
You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto,
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let’s call the whole thing off!
Anything you can do I can do better……I can do anything better than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can, yes, I can
Mitt Romney and Sammy Davis, Jr., and their rendition of “The Candy Crowley Man.”
Obama: “Ladies and… gentlement, um, uh, I… I’d like to…. introduce to you…. number 45.”
Romney: “Thanks, 44.”
♬ You’re so vain… I bet you think this song is about you… ♬
The wonder isn’t that they decided to form a lounge act together after the Libertarian candidate won the election, the wonder is that they found enough venues that don’t serve alcohol but do serve dog to make it work.
Don’t the fine folks at Disney animatronics do a great job.
Candy Crowley asked: “which one of you will find it necessary to submit a change of address to the postal service in November?“.
Question from the audience: “All right, who cut one?”
Politicians are just like chocolates…. you never know what they’re like until someone sticks a finger in their bottom.
Next questioner: “My name is Inigo Montoya… does one of you have six fingers on your right hand?”
President Obama graphically demonstrated that it isn’t Romney who’s guilty of shooting first and then aiming.
Candy: “Which animal best describes your opponent?”
Both: “Honey Badger!!!”
Obama: “If four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal.”
Romney: “Ya think?”
Bringing that gun to this debate will get you suspended. “Zero Tolerance”
The candidates explain where the buck stops today.
“You don’t bring me flowers, you don’t sing me love songs…” ww
But just when Romney cocked his thumb, Candy called off the duel.
“You’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“No, you’re going down.”
“I didn’t get a Harumph! from that guy.”
Having lost the last debate, Obama decides to mimic Romney’s every move.
Obama even points like a girl.
The inevitable response when Crowley asked who was ultimately responsible for the protection of our people overseas.
Candy won the game of charades with her guess, “Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.”
You’re the candy man. No, you’re the candy man. Am not. Am so…
(Romney)
He says we’re mean and out of touch
but he doesn’t work and blames Bush way too much
(Obama)
I play golf in my own backyard
cause Presidenting turned out to be real hard
Babe
I got you babe, I got you babe
(Romney)
I say high taxes won’t pay the rent
with your deficit it won’t even make a dent
(Obama)
It was fun, I thought it would last
But now I’m looking to be on the Jersey Shores cast
(Romney) I got plans for the White House
(Obama) Just make sure, you de-louse
(Romney) I’ll get rid of Obamacare
(Obama) I got a lock of bin Ladins hair
I gooooot you babe!!!
Excellent! LOL
America’s got talent. However, these two don’t.
Romney: “Don’t drive like my brother!”
Obama: “Don’t drive like my brother!”
I had no idea they were remaking “Salt and Pepper.”
LOL rasist radical!! 😉
Lost in space!
” With his 22 trillion dollar pipe- dream, were 22 trillion closer to my goal of total economic destruction!”
Name that dummy!@!
Me…and my shadow….
Walking down the avenue…
Romney and obama thrilled the crowd with their impersonations of Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr.
Michelle Obama “My husband is not pointing his finger. Romney is.”
MSM fact checkers “Michelle is absolutely right. Romney is pointing his finger.”
Romney thought bubble: “I don’t know how he can stand there and lie like that. People can find the facts if they try”
Obama thought bubble: “I’ll bet 50% +1 won’t”
Who was responsible for the last four years?
Romney “Obama”
Obama “anyone but me”
OBAMA: The last four years have been tough, yes. But it’s not my fault. I blame a hypothetical future Romney administration.