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Obama tries showing that guns are not needed when you have kung fu.
My kung fu is strong.
“Bush’s deficit is here (raises left hand) and my deficit is here” (raises right hand).
“I do think that at some time you are tall enough. That rule of course does not apply to me”
NY TImes Headlinge
FOX NEWS “We cant see invisible space invaders”
(previous day)
After appointing Paul Krugman as Treasury Secretary, President Obama held a press conference with 2 of the space aliens which he stated he needed to spend a trillion dollars to defend against. When a Fox news reporter stated he couldn’t see them, Obama rolled his eyes and patiently explained “Of course you cant see them, they’re invisible”
“And i have signed an Executive Order that only people between 5 feet and 5’2″ will be allowed to buy guns between the hours of 12:00 AM and 11:55 PM. All others can buy guns during the rest of the day”
“So in conclusion… those that voted for me need their taxes down here… and the others need their taxes up here… and my job is just to figure out how to make that look fair.”
“I thought my mere presence would heal everything wrong with this country. I guess in my second term I will have to go as far as getting my hands dirty. No actually on second thought, maybe I’ll just wave them like this… “
“…and we couldn’t figure out whether the trillion dollar coin should stand this tall or this tall… so we had to scrap the whole idea.”
“…yes, I will continue to play the bongos until the rest of Congress agrees with me.”
“I do think at a certain point you’ve had enough freedom”
I was this tall until my buddy Lance hooked me up with his personal medical “consultant”.
President Obama explains the difference between 30 cartridge capacity magazines and 10.
“Mr. President? How tall are my hip waders going to have to be this term?”
Obama caught hypnotizing the national press. Suddenly, it all makes sense.
And Manti Te’o’s girlfriend has withdrawn her name from consideration as CIA chief.
Before me you could only stack bullshit this high.
You are getting veeeeryyy sleepy.
The debt ceiling is here. All we want is for it to go to here.
That’s only a couple of inches!
Hey, it’s not MY fault. You’re the idiots that voted for me!
NY TImes Headline “Obama does not ban high capacity magazines”
Previous day press conference
“And my new executive order simply states that all nongovernmental gun magazines must be between 5 feet and 5 ft 2 inches tall, weight 300 pounds and be gold plated.”
“I’ve upped the contribution of the middle class this much… so now to the rich… up yours.”
“My biggest problem this term is that everyone has built up a higher and higher resistance to what, uh, Joe would call malarky.”
……so if I can pull off this executive thing on the 2nd Amendment, I can become your president for life by executive order.
“These hands are lethal weapons. One stroke of the pen and I take your rights away.” ww
This is what it’s like when I’m flying, my red cape flapping behind me in the wind.
A fib is here…and a flat-out lie is here. I’m making the difference disappear.
“See, it’s just an illusion really. It’s all about the tipping point; where you place the fulcrum. So, by our increasing taxes on people who have only a lot of money, rather than just on the rich we see a distortion, but it’s not true. Since the fulcrum is so much closer to the income of the average American it makes the rich (they would be represented by my right hand) look like they have even more, because they’re even higher relative to everyone else. But they don’t. I taxed them. It just looks like they have more because of where we placed the fulcrum. I can see from your eyes you’re not getting this. Let me explain it another way. If “Jane” has twenty apples but Bob has just ten and Marge only has two…….”
No caption, but geez he’s looking aged…
I blame it on the arugula and tofu that Michelle makes him eat..
Hey, look what happens to Palpatine as the Star Wars story progresses.
Haha that’s a good follow-up!
President Obama diagrams with his hands the aerial dogfight in which he shot down Osama Bin Laden and saved the west from Al Qaedi. The press dutifully reports his heroism.
In order to distract the country from the 60% rise in debt in his first term, Obama is trying to restart the Macarena dance craze.
“You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a (flag) pin. Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we’re talking about the Iraq war, that became a substitute for, I think, true patriotism, which is speaking out on issues that are of importance to our national security, I decided I won’t wear that pin on my chest…”
“Whacks on, Whacks off.”
Obama tries to explain his new “Underpants Gnomes” plan to improve the US economy.
I’m up here, and the rest of you are all down here…
“Sorry, guys, but I’m still waiting for my nails to dry.”
You’re getting sleepy, very sleepy. You WILL obey me. You WILL not question me. You WILL support me.
Now when I count to 3, the press conference will begin. Chris Matthews will lead off with the question of the day “Mr President, what did you get for Christmas.”
How to age 10 years in one term..
“Frankly it doesn’t matter… Bloomberg has banned both sizes…”
“Sizes of what Mr. President?…”
“That really doesn’t matter either.”
“Going forward there will be two tiers for Obamacare… One for the gov’t elite, and one for our prey.”
…and before I could even push down on the tops of their heads, John Stewart and David Gregory had both dropped to their knees in front of me.
You need to be this tall to do policy for this administration.
Everybody was kung fu fighting. Those tax hikes were fast as lightning.
This is how high I can stack shit.
The debt ceiling? This high and not a trillion more … Hey, my teleprompter stopped working. Uh, as I recall the script,it’s those damn Republicans, not me.
Obama in a rare moment of honesty “The country is this deep in alligators”
“When I was elected the seas were this high (raises left hand). They are now here (raises right hand). Any questions?”
During a photo op, President Obama demonstrates to the press pool just how full of shit he really is.
I’m looking for extra revenue to be met evenly with budget cuts. On the left, revenue. On the right, budget cuts. See, they are even.