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Dateline – The Karl Marx Alternate universe
From each according to their ability.
Obama looks diligently for the teleprompter
“So THIS is what it’s like to do actual work. It’s so HARD!”
Look Obama isnt lying (his mouth is closed).
Obama’s attempt to imitate “The Hammer song” fell short.
Obama’s attempt to imitate John Henry fell short.
The first real work Obama has done since his job at a fast food restaurant.
Mr Miagi’s lessons on painting a fence were lost on Obama.
Typical liberal. Look like you are doing something about the issue – actually accomplishing something doesn’t matter. The brush is totally dry and there are no paint or varnish drops on Obama’s gloves, arms, or the body of the paint brush.
WH photographer. “That looks good Mr President. We are ready for you to dip the brush in the can now”
This project was picketed the next day by the Painters 666 union for using nonunion labor.
Obama “Hope I dont get hit with a bill from the painters union for union dues”
Typical union contract – paying $450k a year for an apprentice painter.
“I can shoot a shotgun too.”
First Cabinet meeting Obama has attended since his re-election.
Obama going against the grain again.
He can’t golf either.
Obama leaves a stain wherever he goes…
Extremely rare picture of Obama doing something productive.
Even when painting a shelf, Obama tilts to the left.
For some reason, Obama looks more sensible when he’s not talking.
He should not talk more often.
Without a teleprompter, he doesn’t seem to have much to say.
After three days of golfing incommunicado with Tiger Woods, Obama does a two minute photo op and the press swoons.
Michelle didn’t mind Obama spending a weekend with Tiger because she knows that Tiger is straight.
He’s done such a bad job at this it will have to be redone by someone competent at a later date.
Like his Presidency.
Obama finally does a job that he is qualified to do.
“You have to put paint on it Mr. President if you want it to work.” ww
Whacks On, Whacks Off
You didn’t paint that.
With the sequestration cuts the budget for the Presidential Library really dried up.
Obama: “Just think how self-fulfulling it is to now give this shelf to someone unwilling to pay for it, build it, or paint it.”
He’s had so much practice with the truth, varnishing this was a piece of cake.
One’s a useful, well crafted, repository of knowledge and the other is the President
Obama fulfilled a campaign promise today by putting together the most transparent cabinet ever.
This week in the future: Impeached president Obama starts his prison job refinishing furniture. (A man can dream can’t he?)
As Obama paints the bookshelf, he thinks about his next step in dividing people in society. He thinks “Maybe I’ll attack the painters. I’ll say that they raise the cost of home repair by performing unnecessary spackling and sanding. Yeah, that’s it.”
I’m the greatest varnisher who ever lived!
HIllary’s Vast Right Wing Conspiracy conned Obama into actually doing some productive work by telling him it was a photo-op.
Once again Obama is getting in the way of productive people.
He had to be told how to hold the brush.
Glover, 15 cents. Brush, $2.75. Picture of the President actually doing “work”, PRICELESS!
“My moto. We always do the job right the second time”.
“These budget cutbacks are getting ridiculous”.
For some reason I’m reminded of this scene from Blazing Saddles…
http://youtu.be/WolIS6PfJfQ
Work work work…
“At least Fustian won’t be able to make a teabagging joke about this photo opp”.
Wanna bet?
Barack continues to ignore the economy by engaging in another empty photo op thus continuing his virtual tea-bagging of the entire country.
or:
Ordinarily, Obama spends his weekends getting off on letting insects teabag him. Today he takes time out for a brief photo op.
“Why can’t Paul Hooson do this? He’s not doing anything productive over at Wizbang Pop right now?”.
“Gez. I sure hope that Rodney Dill doesn’t find some way to joke about this”.
He hates when that happens.
“When we get done painting this bookshelf for the Bill Clinton library, all the HUSTLER Magazines go on this shelf”.
Not lacquer, Mr. President, I said your education policies lack heft.
The stain Obama is leaving on our children’s future will last far longer than the stain on those shelves.