It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Raise your hand if you think it’s all America’s fault!”
Update: Raise your hand if you think it’s Bush’s fault!
“OK, who votes that we are very angry with Kim Jong-un, and that we will write him a letter telling him how angry we are?”
Raise your hand if it is Israel’s fault
Who wants to condemn the Joos insteade
Circle jerks.
“Show of hands… Who cried when Ol’ Yaller died?”
“Kim Jong Un is a big fat moron… show of hands… OK the strongest sanction against North Korea so far is passed.”
“OK, who thinks faster is better?”
“Anyone still think the opening is too small for Michelle Obama’s butt to fit through now?”
“Any of you want fries widdat?”
…if someone on the Detroit City Council had half a clue he’d be a one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.
“Whose turn is it to erase the chalkboard today?”
It’s unanimous… another round of martinis!
Who has a charade they’d like to share?
Who let the dogs out?
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
If you’re happy and you know it raise your hands….If you’re happy and you know it raise your hands…If you’re happy and know it and you really want to show it….Raise your hands….
“All of those in favor of Fustian posting another Japanese rubber monster caption this week, raise your hands”.
“Where’s that great foreign diplomat, Dennis Rodman, when we really need him?”
When in doubt, choose C.
“A show of hands. How many think that awful new OZ film is a crime against humanity?”
“Okay, how many think Rodney wins this week? Okay, how many think, Fustian? Okay, Retired Military?”
“Okay, now raise your left arms? Can you guess which side is using the high priced deordorant and which side is using that low priced Walgreen’s brand?”
“Okay, how many liked the Melissa King Miss Delaware Teen USA sex tape piece over at Wizbang Pop?”
“Okay, so it’s agreed to by the assembly that Obama has big ears and Michelle has a big butt. So, now on to the next piece of business….”.
“Okay, how many think that Mayor Bloomberg has just become an overprotective and overreaching ass?”
“Just” became???
I’m guessing that sawed-off little wanna-be dictator was the terror of his grammar school hallways.
I’m just waiting for the day that he gets inspired by the Woody Allen movie, BANANAS, and orders the official language to be Swedish and underwear to be worn outside the clothes just like the power drunk dictator in that film.
“I’m Spartacus. No, I’m Spartacus. I’m Spartacus….”.
“Okay, how many think that Kim Jong Un is a goofy ass dude?”
Is Kerry the pivot man?
“Okay, how many here didn’t really care for THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES?”
♬
You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out,
you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about.
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We call on America to address the threat of North Korea.
Oh, and we condemn America for reckless arrogance and violent militarism.
“…and now put your right hand up… I didn’t say Simon Says you’re all out again… What a bunch of maroons.”
“Okay, so the resolution is agreed to that even though Rand Paul isn’t a member of this assembly to endlessly filibuster it, we still don’t achieve very much of anything anyway”.
The UN: the international version of being gang raped.
The C is for Coward
“Okay, how many fear that Kevin might post this photo over at Wizbang so others can hang jokes on it?”
The UN: where international problems go to fester.
“It’s International Women’s Day… How many want one?”
“So the assembly agrees that the Tanning Mom’s 15 minutes of fame were over a long time ago?”
And every single last one of these bastards is illegally parked.
The “C” is for Communist.
Egypt and Syria are in turmoil, NK is threatening nuclear attacks, an asteroid damaged Russia, locust swarms in Egypt, Indonesian and Plosky Tolbachik volcanos erupt – Raise your hand if you approve condemning Israel!
The UN is as useless and ineffectual as Joe Biden, but without the folksy charm.
As impotent wankers, the UN aspires to be jerk-offs.
The UN: Because what’s the point of a circle jerk unless everybody is getting screwed?
“UN”: it’s short for UNconscionable, UNthinkable, and UNfricking believable.
I say we move the UN to Benghazi and leave Hillary in charge of security.
“Heil Obama”. ww
Taking time off from butt sex, the Security Council has decided to screw the rest of us.