It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
I see that the circus is in town, but shouldn’t the clowns be in the center of the ring instead of sitting around it?
All in favor of squeezing the US for more money while we condemn them to their faces, raise your hand!
“SIEG HEIL!!!!….Psych… got y’all again.”
Shouldn’t they at least buy us some dinner before they screw us?
Today’s deficit is brought to you by the letter C.
Okay, who’s drunk this morning? Everyone up for a circle jerk? Raise your hand!
I didn’t get a Harumph from that guy.
All those who’ve never worked in the real world, show of hands.
In a surprising display of honesty and synchronized gas, the delegates owned up to “Who cut one”.
I think I see how the democrats are going to solve unemployment. They will just add more seats so we can sit as lackey’s behind our betters.
4 out of 21 delegates agree that this meeting was a waste of time.
Circular reasoning personified.
Obi-Wan was wrong. We see right here a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
Who would like to volunteer to be pivot man in this circle jerk?
UN Delegates were outraged when it was revealed that the parody Dachshund UN was actually more productive and left less poop
“Who would support a resolution that condemns Israel for… hold on, hold on! Let me tell you why.”
“Who’s not wearing any underwear?”
You can’t spell “Commie, anti-semetiC, Child molesting, sCumbuCkets” without C.
“Okay, everyone who was emotionally scarred for life by Wizbang’s picture of Michelle Obama last week raise your hand.”
Circled Jerks.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please. The Committee for Incomplete Circles is now open.
You ALL have to go NOW? Didn’t I tell you kids to go to the bathroom BEFORE we left home?
Raise your hand if you’re going to Chavez’s funeral.
“But, but, but… how can we play musical chairs if there are already two empty?”
“First order of business: who wants a juice box after their nap today?”
Two things preventing this from being a perfect UN meeting:
1. The formation of a complete circle.
2. Firearms.
Ooh ooh! Pick me! Please pick me!
Next on the agenda, I need volunteers to saran wrap the toilets in the Senate washroom.
Does anyone here know how to say “You don’t have to raise your hand to go to the bathroom” in Spanish?
Recent study reports that high school graduates reach college without learning to wave.
Present!
Caller: “OK B-4… B-4 … B-4”
All: “BINGO”
Caller: “Damn, I hate these contrived ‘fair’ games.”
Obama “So how does everyone like the new conference table? BTW It is okay
to call me king just not Arther”
Members of the UN Security council vote on whether or not the US should pay
for their pay raises.
How is the UN like a gay sex act?
They are both just circle jerks.
And the question is
“what involves sitting a circle, has lots of stroking, produces absolutely nothing but stains and is totally impotent?”
Obama “Alex the question is what is a circle jerk”
Quebek “Wrong”, Senator Paul”
Paul ” what is a meeting of the UN council”
Quebek “correct”
After Obama gave his latest speech the question was asked if anyone needed a bathroom break.
Victor Hugo was not cherished at the UN
“Have no fear of robbers or murderers. They are external dangers, petty dangers. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murders. The great dangers are within us. Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls.””
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.” – Aesop proven right yet again.
“To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice.” – Confuscious
All the Greeks know what is right, only the Spartans do it.
‘All those in favor of tabling the motion to put aside the study governing parliamentary procedure as it relates to the historical precedent set by the interim chairperson’s authority to make motions in the absence of a quorum, tabling motions without a second, please signify by saying “aye”.’
Everyone who believes obama has their back, raise your hand.
The Crescent points toward Mecca, not Pyongyang.
If PACMAN were run by committee….
OK, before we vote we have just one more question…. WHO WANTS A FREE OBAMAPHONE?!?!
All who want to start with a report from the Ministry of Silly Walks raise your hand
“Yes, I have a question. This ‘Crescent of Submission’ negotiation table design is inspiring, but does it properly face Mecca?”
“I didn’t say Simon Says. Those with your hands up are out.”
I would simply call this a CIRCLE JERK (or SEVERAL jerks!).