Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was something a little bit different. It inspired the retelling of just about everyt bad Amish joke ever told. There’s a reason you don’t hear Amish jokes very often… Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Amish boys watch a game of baseball outside the school house in Bergholz, Ohio, on Tuesday, April 9, 2013. Many Amish families gathered following the final day of school for a celebration and farewell picnic. (AP Photo/Scott R. Galvin)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RestlessLegs) – “The Amish pop sensation “The Backwoods Boys” were disfellowshipped after this racy album cover was released.

2) (The_Weege_99) – “Amish fashion show. Formal wear. Evening wear. Casual wear. Swim wear.

3) (guido81_MA) – “Despite more than $500M in Stimulus funding, the surefire “too big to fail” Amish Electric Horseless Buggy Corp. declared bankruptcy today, wiping out all of the Obama administration’s job creation gains for Q1 as the six man workforce was turned out into the streets……or fields, in this case.

4) (Rodney Dill) – “Bitter clingers

5) (retired military) – “Charlie Sheen didn’t get the part in the new series 5 and a half men.

6) (EricSteel) – “I shall call him Mini Me.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rodney Dill) – “The Amish’ wicked sense of humor surfaces as they watch Joe Biden milk a cow… without telling him its actually a bull.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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