It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
The leader of the free world has been reduced to a one legged man in a ball kicking contest
After missing 10 consecutive free shots Obama called in a drone strike.
Not too far from the truth. lol
Not too far from the truth. lol
You mean he decided to give a speech?
Just a stump speech
At the last minute Obama seeks Congress approval before kicking the ball into the net.
After missing 10 consecutive free shots Obama called in a drone strike.
Better get this right, wouldn’t want to be mocked if I miss this.
Better get this right, wouldn’t want to be mocked if I miss this.
For those low information voters out there, here is a pictorial representation of Obama’s foreign policy.
“Take THAT, Assad!!!!!!”
What’s the difference between President Obama and Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown needed someone to move the ball on him to actually miss it.
As soon as he gets his foot out of his a$$ there’ll be room for his head!
Looks like a UN meeting. Everyone is standing around doing nothing while Obama tries to go-it alone.
If Obama had a geeky girly man for a son, he’d look like, well, THIS.
Knowing that he can walk on water is one thing, but one has to wonder if he realizes that he is in a minefield with camouflaged explosives laying around at the Aberdeen Proving Grounds.
at the ceremony honoring Pele Obama shows once again that it is all about him.
Headline MSNBC News
“Republicans stall on Syria; Pres Obama busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. “
In Kenya, it takes a lot more than this to make the national team. Whoa, his brother would be in charge of selecting so you’ve got the next Kenyan soccer superstar.
Pesident Pegleg is still better at this than bowling!
The Pitch ain’t O’Bumbles Bitch.
O’BumblesCare results in its first amputation for cash from an Evil Doctor.
RIght about now he’s wishing he hadn’t screwed up Obamacare so badly.
what? He has Alzheimers and no memory of Obamacare.
Ut-Oh, here comes another swish. Even when he has his eye on the ball, he can’t hit the broad side of a barn!
“Nothin but net.” No, make that “Nothin IN net.”
You are observing the worst athletic President ever. His golf game sucks, he can’t shoot hoops, can’t even throw a baseball, he rides a girl’s bike, he’s a piss-poor bowler, and now he shows us how not to play soccer in street shoes. What’s next? Oh, he’s learning how to play spades and in his world spades is a sport per an executive order.
“I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers… Now watch this kick.”
This is Obama’s dream world of him playing in the world cup and we are all just living in it.
This is Obama’s dream world of him playing in the world cup and we are all just living in it.
After the other side lost four players to IRS audits, a player killed by a rifle smuggled into Mexico by the US government, five players laid off because of rising health care cost associated with Obamacare, three players arrested by the justice department and two players killed in drone attacks, Obama was able to get open and score a goal. Who says he isn’t effective?
Obama must be pivoting to job creation again.
Obama decided that, as President, he could kick the ball if he wanted to, he’s decided to ask Congress for authorization first.
The president didn’t quite get how Special Head pulled off his levitation trick on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT, but his attempt was kind of cute anyway….Just like his other failed attempts at things, like fixing the economy….
Hey, Jim M, you don’t have to wait until another one of those FOX MASKED MAGICIAN SPECIALS to learn how this one legged levitation trick is done….I think even Rodney Graves can figure this one out and explain it to you….
“My dog pees like this….”
George Zimmer: “You’re going to look one legged in these pants….I guarantee it!
A soccer player has a housefire. But, didn’t even know about it. They were out kicking balls at the time….
No Weekend Caption quiz is complete without a stupid Paul Hooson fire comment.
I’ve been so extremely busy I had full intentions to sit this contest out this weekend. But, I had a few inspirations last night just to add for some laughs. I don’t expect to ever win this contest here for a variety of reasons, ie my jokes aren’t always funny to everyone, there’s a kind of political or personal bend by a few against me, or my jokes are too offbeat, rude or offensive to be ready for prime time. But, I like to tell jokes and make a few folks laugh regardless if I have the time in between trying to be a business owner of a fairly large business.
Why should it matter if commenters disagree with you? Kevin is the sole judge of this affair as far as I know.
I just express an opinion that’s my own (when my time permits) and move on to running my time consuming and high stress business affairs. I had fully planned to skip any jokes this week, because of time crunch this weekend, but decided to throw out a few. – I had mixed feelings about a joke above how we often don’t see eye to eye on things above, how you reason your arguments differently than I do. But, the bottom line is that I always respect you and everyone else here and elsewhere. I hope the feeling is mutual. Everything is meant in good fun here.
It’s OK to sit-out a contest for a week. No harm, no foul. I trust you’re attending to your business; more than we can say for Barrie attending to his business.
Barrie Obama: “So this one legged pirate has a terrible car accident. Climbs out of the wreckage and walks into a bar with the steering wheel smashed into his groin area looking for help. The shocked bartender asked if the steering wheel smashed into his groin was painful, to which the pirate replies, “Arrrrr….It drives me nuts!”
This is “MY” soccer ball and I’m going to kick it all the way home to “MY” Whitehouse.
Goal? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Not having any of his own, he chooses to steal the balls of the opposing team by kicking them down the field while they are distracted….
Distracted? My butt. The secret service has the field surrounded and weapons drawn.
President proves the ObamaCare Rehab facility, Soccer for one legged patients idea is a dumb one.
President Obama stumping for reelection!
DRUDGEBREAKING: On a recent zoo visit President Obama’s leg was removed by a walrus that had previously been trained by Vladimir Putin. Developing.
Kevin’s got to use one of these pics soon:
http://www.nationaljournal.com/nationalsecurity/the-awkward-friendly-15-second-meeting-between-obama-and-putin-20130905
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.