Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners July 17, 2015

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ inspired a lot of great captions (as well as wishful thinking). Make sure to read through all of them. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
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Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “No sir, your wife’s lunch program is NOT administered here. It was deemed to constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

2) (Rick Adams) – ““No, no, no, when we say ‘penal correction,’ what we mean is…”

3) (David Robertson) – ““Yes, Sir, the prisoners here are given all necessities: food, clothing, shelter, the ballots that they use to vote for Democrats.”

4) (Bird666) – ““And over here, we have the Holder, er, holding cell.”

5) (cathymv) – “Barak on the Chain Gang!

6) (rodney dill) – “Warden: “Prisoner 745634 says he’ll trade you his pudding for a pardon.”
Obama: “Deal.”

The Readers Choice Award this week went to guido81. Here are two more great entries :

(Vagabond661) – “Obama: “We want to change the name of Convicts to Provicts.”

(tnrockymom) – ““Mr. President, I have been ordered to detain you for the next 553 days unless you resign.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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