Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 12, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ resulted in another huge round of entries. Nothing like an aging socialist to get those creative juices flowing! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – ““How will you assure that the basic needs of senior citizens are met?”
“Depends.”

2) (guido81_MA) – “Ask not what your government can give to you. Ask what your government can take from others.

3) (fustian24) – “Reason #8 to vote Bernie: won’t have to conduct cabinet meetings during visiting hours at Federal penitentiary.

4) (retired military) – “Gwen Ifill “There are reports that we the moderators are biased in favor of the most brilliant woman in the world, former first lady, former secretary of state and loving grandmother Mrs Clinton. Do those reports still enrage a decrepit old sexist imbecile like yourself?”

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “So Karl was going on and on about how wonderful capitalism is until I set him straight.

6) (cathymv) – “I nearly had a threesome last night!! I only needed two more people!!

The Readers Choice Award this week went to rodney dill’s entry. Here are two other great ones:

(esteel) – “Secretary of State vs. Secretary of Prostate

(Jwb10001) – “Hey, hey, you, you stay off a my lawn
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

"... the true heart of darkness in Donald Trump"
“I hope to impart to you the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity.”